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Song Parodies -> "Medical Tape Wrapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Medical Tape Wrapsody"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

Did I just wake up?
Oh yeah my surgery
Hooked to an I V
Oh s*** is that tape I see?
Had it pulled off
And then they put more on me
D@** get this tape off, don't come off easily
Because it's hurting lots , ripping skin
It lifts my moles, up again
Any operation, just don't use that d@** tape on me, on me

Just had, my right ear fixed
Strip of tape around my ear
How's the outside, is my fear
Mama, this is such a pain
D@** I've got to get this off some way
Mama, ooo
Well I am not gonna cry
If I cant get this thing off buy tomorrow
Moaning on, Moaning on, maybe try to sue the doctors

Recall, small needle pokes
The needle pokes are fine
But they're taping all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta take this d@** tape off and replace it

Mama, ooo-
Think I'm gonna die
I sometimes wish tape never was made at all

I see a little bumpouetto on my arm
Scarsaren'tmuch, scarsaren'tmuch dare you to lift up my hair
Thunderbolt and lightning - look it's a MRI machine
Getthistapeoff, getthistapeoff
Getthistapeoff, getthistapeoff
Getthistapeoff goshohno – circulao

Now you know my weakness and pain wont stop me
You know my weakness why'd I tell anyway
Must be because of my insanity
Easy come easy go – stuck with tape oh no
Heywhatthe NO! - it will not let you go - let me go
Heywhatthe NO! - it will not let you go - let me go
Heywhatthe it will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
Have, you, heard, of, a, band, aid?
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia Mario
Beelzebub has a whole reel put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can tape me right up to my eye
So you think you can Tape me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta yank off - just gotta yank it offa here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Surgery don't Matter
Anyone can see
Keep that medical tape- keep that medical tape from me

Any operation


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alvin rhodes - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
nice job on a difficult OS
Ann Hammond - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin
Mr 1s - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes. Very good job. 555
Ann Hammond - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you very much Mr 1s. I heard that there was a mean person giving 1s to people when I first came to this site. You don't seem like a mean person to me.
Martha - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job on a very difficult OS!!
Ann Hammond - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Martha
Agrimorfee - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I dub this a VPP--a Very Personal Parody. Thanks for sharing. Well done!
Andy Primus - September 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one - just found this while looking to see what's already been done with the OS
Annie - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Good one Ann! I too hate medical tape (considering I've been in the hospital numerous times for tests, follow up appointments & MRIs every 6 months for a brain tumour, many ER visits for bad seizures in the past and even surgery to remove 2 out of 3 tumours in my brain that were causing seizures). So I'm all too familiar with that horrible medical tape. OUCH! It hurts sooo much to take off afterwards! >.< So I feel your pain. 555 for you. Hopefully sometime in the future they will come out with a tape that is less painful and aggravating.

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