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Song Parodies -> "Cosmological Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Cosmological Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

This parody is dedicated to Brian May, Chris Lintott and Sir Patrick Moore.
Was it a black hole?
Was it grand unity?
All of the space-time
was just singularity -

"Let there be light!"
at moment right, you see -
Planckian time, it was quite a quantumleap -
it was super strings, gravity
broken was the symmetry
Soon it was inflation -
- then the quarks for matter to be - to be

Brian, hadrons have just formed
it's protons for the stars,
neutrons,'lectrons near and far
Brian, time has just begun -
and now it seems it's blowing up all way -
Brian, ooo -
Three minutes have gone now
If universe ain't ready for tomorrow -
expand on, expand on
it's temperature that matters...

A bit late! Now the time has come
Helium and hydrogen
Elements are born and then
Background radiation - it's all around
now universe has cooled and light is seen -
Brian - ooo
Clock is ticking now
Entropy has set on and claim disorder....

I see a third generation of the stars -
Burning fast! Burning bright! Blowing up as supernovas -
Lithium and boron, nitrogen and carbon - yeah!
Galileo! Galileo!
Galileo satellite - Quasars are formed!
Galaxies, nebulas, second generation stars
Supercluster structures, spiral arms near and far
- born are the suns and Fraunhofer bars!
Stars of generation one, solar system has now come
It's Miller synthesis now 'bout to go - life is gotta grow -
It's Miller synthesis now 'bout to go - life is gotta grow -
It's Miler synthesis now' bout to go - life is gotta grow
life is gotta grow - now somehow
life is gotta grow - now somehow
Grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow!
Proteins, singje cells, plants and animals to go -
Evoluition is a clever way to make you'n' me, and me, and me -

So you think that you know universal the timeline?
So you think it will last for an infinite time?
Oh - black holes! Are we eaten by black holes?
Is it heat death, is it Big Rip or the Big Crunch?

Energy and matter
it's all one - you see
E is mc squared - it's all relativity!

Like a balloon world blows!
Brian May is about to complete his doctor's thesis in asttrophysics in 2006. Talk about 35 years of sabbatical leave for music!

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Pluto - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Absolutely fantastic... a brilliant creation... and a topic worthy of the OS...and so much more entertaining than your usual steel-towns-in-decline fare.

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