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Song Parodies -> "I Am Retiring"

Original Song Title:

"We Are The Champions"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Am Retiring"

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The Lyrics

Well, with seventeen songs under my belt, I've decided to retire from writing parodys. I've decided to start writing my own songs, and I'm trying to get a serious song writing thing going on. So I guess this is my chance to tie up some loose ends, and say good bye...
I've mocked these songs,
Time after time
I've made some good ones,
Now I'm moving along,
"Cause the will for me,
has gone away,
I've had my share of laughs from you all,
Now I must say!

He can't go on and on and on and on!!!!!!

I am retiring my friends,
Yes my good writers, it is the end,
I am retiring,
I am retiring,
Might make some new ones,
But I am retiring, as of now,

My mind is made up,
I've taken a fall,
You gave me scores and reviews, and everything that goes with it
I thank you all,

You see I've had writers block,
And no free time,
I consider it a challenge before all those who parody,
To use the best rhymes!

"Cause He can't go on and on and on and on,

I am retiring my friends,
Yes my good writers, it is the end,
I am retiring,
I am retiring,
Might make some new ones,
But I am retiring, as of now,
This might not be my last one though, after all many people went in and outta retirement. So just keep an eye out for Shadow!F.H.F.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I retired early this year, but came back.
Adagio - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Give it a chance!
Shadow - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for the support guys and girls, but I'm jsut taking a break now, One day I'll come back... I might already have my come back song in the works... Not to mention im still gonna hang around here and critisize for a bit ;p might be fun...
daniel - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
reatire, we won't miss u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Ouch thats cruel...
daniel - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
damn right it is cruel!!! that is who i am!!!!!!!!!!

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