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Song Parodies -> "Bic Razor"

Original Song Title:

"Bicycle Race"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Bic Razor"

Parody Written by:

Jason

The Lyrics

I know its been a long time since I submitted my last parody, because I spent a long time researching something original to parody. Hope you like my latest effort about those cheap and nasty orange Bic Razors.
Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Don't ever use a Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Don't ever use a Bic Razor
They cut you up to bits
Don't ever use a Bic Razor
They give your face a load of slits

You say Ouch cos it hurts
Hairy chin, lots of warts
They are cheap I say "No Way
Bics are never safe blades
And I can't stand Mach 3s"
Your hand slips, need tissue
Bandages, its an issue!
You say Damn
I don't believe in Philishave
Remington or ShaverSave
Cos don't ever use a

Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Don't ever use a Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Don't ever use a Bic Razor
They cut you up to bits
Don't ever use a Bic Razor
They give your face a load of

Bic Razors are on sale today
So stock up all your plasters oh yeah!
Bic Razor blades they will be cutting today
So look out for those nasties oh yea

Lather up, quick shave, ouch!
Bic razor blades, Bic razor blades, Bic Razor Blades
Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Don't ever use a Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Bic Razor Blade.

You shave hair it shaves skin
You want smooth its a sin
Ye - Ouch! I say bleeding man!
I don't wanna be looking like a horror film extra!
You don't smile you look rough
Injury, skins not tough
Schick Quattro I say Jesus!
I don't wanna be a candidate
for Fusions or M3Powers
Cos don't ever use a

Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Don't ever use a Bic Razor, Bic Razor, Bic Razor
Don't ever use a Bic Razor
They cut you up to bits
Don't ever use a Bic Razor
They give your face a load of slits

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Tim Hall - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, those things are AWFUL, but not this parody.
TJC - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Incisive!

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