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Song Parodies -> "Philistine Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Philistine Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

[Saul]

Is that a real man?
Giant or travesty?
Two and half meters
he's tall, speaks with mockery
Close up your ranks, get ready your spears and see -

[David]

I'm just a young boy
Proficient on using sling
And I am quick to come, quick to go
Aiming high, striking low
If you want me kill him, that's how it is gonna be

Daddy, I just killed lion
Must have weighed about a ton
Wouldn't let your sheep be done
Daddy, i too clubbed a bear
And now it seems they want to make me king
Daddy -o-o-o-oo (Samuel just oiled me)
I want to go to war, sometimes I feel I'm gonna be something great
Foes be done, foes be done
Philistines be all slain -

[Goliath]

Too late! You are bunch of geeks!
Your God is just hot air
None of you can fight me fair
Screw you everybody! Now you've gotta die!
Gonna snuff you everybody one by one!
Yahweh, o-o-o-ooo
Where is your champion now?
I bet you wish now you've never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a boy
Picking stones! Nuts he's gone! Will he really wanna fight me
Gonna crush that jewboy, I am number one Goy, Yeah!
Dagon-eo!, Dagon-eo! Dagon-eo, Hear me, lo! (That kid is done!)
He's just a young boy and armed with a slingshot
Pity on you poor boy, get away, it's too hot
I'll spare your life if you give up to me!
[David]
Easy talk, what a joke, can you walk the walk?
Bris milah! No, you have not undergone!
Bris milah! No, you have not undergone!
Bris milah! No, you have not undetgone!
Have not undergone - I will get you done!
Have not undergone - I will get you done!
Done, done, done, done, done, you're gone!
Round and round and round and round and round and round the slingshot goes -
Beelzebub is not now gonna save your life - from me - from me! (bong!)

[guitar solo]

So you thought you could mock us and spit in our eyes-
So you thought you could fight me and make me to die-
Go-liath! - Gonna slay you, Goliath
Just gonna draw sword, just gonna draw sword and behead you!

[Philistines]
Nothing helps us now!
Anyone can see
Resistance is futile,
Assimilation it's going to be!

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Rick C - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Great story line on a great OS. Very well done! 555
Meriadoc - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Historical and hysterical! Great job!
malcolm higgins - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
fascinating five story
Agrimorfee - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome word slinging! 555
PMS - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
The number of this beast is 555!!
TJC - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Love it! the Bris and the Borg! You slayed me!
Kristof Robertson - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
A parody of biblical proportions! 555
Alex Morris - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Bravo. Very good. 555
Michael Pacholek - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
A parody fit for a king. Even if David couldn't literally put Goliath's ass in a sling.

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