Are you gonna wear those shorts tonight
Ah up on stage 'neath all them lights
Are you gonna show us all you've got
John Deacon's legs
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey!

I was just a simple lass
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew legs before I left my teenage years
Left alone with live at Wembly
And a freeze frame on the telly
Hey John Deacon, you made a bad girl out of me

Hey hey!

I've been doin' my exams
At my schools across the land
I seen ev'ry blue eyed cutie on the way
But their labels and their style
Went kind of dull after a while
Take me to them men with fit legs every time

Oh won't you wear those shorts tonight
Oh down in my bedroom tonight
Oh and you give it all you got
John Deacon's legs you make the rockin' world go round
John Deacon's legs you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here

Now your mortgages and homes
I got boredom in the bones
Ain't no fit fit men in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
'Live at Wembly' you gonna make a bad girl out of me

Now get this

John you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna wear those little shorts
John Deacon's legs you make the rockin' world go round
John Deacon's legs you make the rockin' world go round

Get on your bike and ride (fwoooaaaarrr!)

Oooh yeah them fit fit legs
John Deacon's legs
Yeah yeah yeah
John Deacon's legs
Yes ye