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Song Parodies -> "Super Mario Raphsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

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Parody Song Title:

"Super Mario Raphsody"

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The Lyrics

I had this one going on since I read the Legend of Zelda Raphsody, but alas my computer broke. Then when it was working i got writers block, and thought i had lost the will the parody... today is june 11, my birthday and i finally got it back, i've written like ten parodies, however i'm too lazy to type them all... so heres a little "loot bag" from Shadow

The mushroom Kingdom
full of nasty scum
Stuck with a yoshi
too many games for reality.
Open your eyes, Look down through the pipes and see,
I'm just a plumber, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low,
Any way the game ends really means Peach gets caught again, again

Princess, just squashed a "shroom,
Jumped five feet into the air, landed feet first, unaware
Damn It, this life is hard,
But now I've got to save that Princess Peach.
Princess, ooh, I hope your in this castle,
If I don't get another life next level
Then I"m Dead, yeah I'm Dead then for me it will be over.

Look now, World Nine has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and save the world.
Bowser, ooh, you just met your match,
You'll sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

(Princess Peach)

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
with a "stache!, with a "stache!,I hope he has enough lives,
Fire balls and trap doors, really, really make my eyes sore lots!

(Bowser's Minions)
It"s Mario!

(Princess Peach)
It's Mario

(Bowser's Minions)
It"s Mario!

(Princess Peach)
It"s Mario, It"s Mario figaro

I'm just a koopa everybody loathes me.

(Bowser's Minions)
Just a koopa from a royal family,
Allow him his plan without casualties

(Princess Peach)

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

(Bowser and Minions)
Let us think! No, we will not let you go.

(Princess Peach)
Let me go!

(Bowser and Minions)
Let us think! We will not let you go.

(Princess Peach)
Let me go!

(Bowser and Minions)
Let us think! We will not let you go!

(Princess Peach)
Let me go!

(Bowser and Minions)
Will not let you go!

(Princess Peach)
Let me go!

(Bowser and Minions)
Will not let you go!

(Princess Peach)
Let me go!

(Bowser and Minions)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh mama mia, mama mia

Mama mia, help me out,
Beelzebub has that Bowser put aside for me, for me, for me!

(Princess Peach)
So you think you can catch me you big ugly guy.

So you think you can hurt me and leave me to die.

(Princess Peach)
Oh, Bowser, can't do this to me, Bowser
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
"Cept answering the princess plea.

Luckily he found me
It's a mix of all the games, and i guess i should start doing this:(c) Shadow, FHF 2006+

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Pacing: 4.6
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Total Votes: 14

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Stephen Harrington - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
555, a very ammusing parody.
Queen Sluggy - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody is so cute! ^_^ i love Mario Bros.! 555
Iasoon Wijngaard - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I of course agree with my predecessors. I assume 'world nine' refers to 'Super Mario Bros. Lost Levels,' or else I'm a worse gamer than I thought.
Shadow - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
ya world nine does refer to "lost levels" I originally thought of putting all aspects of the mario "side scrollers" adventures, since they were some of the best games. Not to mention it always got me ticked off to find out that peach was never in the same castle as me...
FHF Man - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
"with a 'stache!, with a 'stache!" - Genius.
daniel - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
i can tell u did a good job but i just didn't like it.

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