Get your house all warm,
Take your trousers off,
Set my heart beatin', Johnnie!
Got my timin' right,
Hope your trousers ain't tight.
I've gotta get 'em off
You sexy bloke, you!

My friends all say it's wrong,
And my parents they don't know!
But I'm boiling up inside,
Your clothes ain't gonna stay on tonight!

Take Your Trousers Off
Take Your Trousers Off
I'll help you out with all the rest Johnnie boy, don't worry 'bout that!
Take Your Trousers Off
Take Your Trousers Off
Show me your fit legs tonight!!!

You're such a fit, fit bloke,
Go get out of those clothes!
That's all you'll ever hear from me when we're alone tonight, John!
In fact you'll never ever hear a single clean word form me tonight.
But you know, I don't give a light,
Gonna make out alright.
I've got just enough hands, to get all those clothes off you, John!

Take Your Trousers Off
Take Your Trousers Off
Take your shirt off too, you won't be needin' THAT tonight!
Take Your Trousers Off
Take Your Trousers Off
Show me all you've got tonight!!!

Those wimpy little boys, they're gonna plague me til I die,
Why can't they understand I'm just a legs lovin' gal!

Take Your Trousers Off
Take Your Trousers Off
Get out all your clothes John, cus we ain't got all night!
Take Your Trousers Off
Take Your Trousers Off
GIMMIE YOUR FIT BOD TONIGHT!!!

Repeat to fade or until John Deacon takes his trousers off...