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Song Parodies -> "Barbie"

Original Song Title:

"White Man"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Kai Dathe

The Lyrics

I'm a simple doll with a simple name
From recycled stuff I came
For recycling bin oh yeah oh yeah
He puts on my shoes
And I pee in my pool
But the soldier makes plans
To destroy the toy oh yeah

Barbie Barbie
Don't you see the fan lying in your bath
Barbie Barbie
You took away your towel to show your sexy ass
Barbie Barbie
Where you gonna hide from commado elite

Oh the Barbies know war
With tangas and make up
The birthday suit you wore
You look like a pin up oh yeah
Keep your body in shape
Keep your perfect sun tan
It's a sexy doll babe
So the soldier blushed and ran oh yeah

Barbie Barbie
Our teddy was brown and all our games smart
Barbie Barbie
You came with a tan and got our children's tart
Barbie Barbie
Don't you give a hint how you got that tan?

Barbie Barbie
Barbie Barbie
Looks like a pin up
Barbie Barbie
Pin up
Barbie Barbie
So you look alike just skin and bone to me

What is weighing your scale?
Just above 90 pounds
A doll who learned how to puke
Then forgot how to eat
Oh yeah

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