Lady:

Do i want "Crunchbars"?
do i want "Jujubees"?
do i want "Goobers"?
or do i just want a "Hershy's"?

Usher:

make up your mind
your holding the line you see

Lady:

that's cause i don't know what film i wanna see

Usher:

why don't you go see "Mr. Green" or perhaps "Blistered Beans"
any film that you see doesen't really matter to me to me

*******

Usher:

Mam please hurry mam
take your popcorn and your snacks
just get right off of my back
mam why are you still here
i thought i just told you to go away

mam Ooo didn't mean to make you cry
but i don't want you still right here tommorow
so be gone so be gone before you make me madder

*******

Usher:

Too late she's coming back
sends shivers down my spine
she is wasting up my time
what do you want this time?

Lady:

i spilled my coke!

Usher:

did you really? or is that some dumb excuse?

mam Ooo (won't you please please just go?)
your making up lies it makes me wish we never had met at all

*******

(operatic verse)

Usher:

i see a little silhouetto of a girl
here she is here she is
won't somebody please hide me?
what do you want this time?

Lady:

i just want more "Jujubees"

Usher:

take them and go (take them and go)
take them and go (take them and go)
take them and go go go go and don't
go slow

Lady:

i'm just a young girl that usher hates me

Usher:

oh just stop begging for the others sympothy
your holding the line anyone can see
here's your stuff there you go now take it and go

Lady:

Bismillah! no! no way i will not go!

Usher:

well why not?

Lady:

Bismillah! no way i will not go!

Usher:

well why not?

Lady:

Bismillah! no way i will not go?

Usher:

well why not?

Lady:

cause i don't want to!

Usher:

go go go!

Lady:

i don't wanna go!

Usher:

go go go go!

Lady:

no! no! no! no! no! no! no!

Usher:

oh mama mia mama mia mama mia please just go
this dumb lady just won't stop pestering me poor me!
poor me!

*******

(hard rock verse)

Usher:

So you think you can stay here and hold up the line?
so you think you can stand there just wasting my time?
oh lady can't do this to me lady!
get the freak out just get the freak out of here!

*******

(slow music)

Usher:

your making me madder than ever before
i can't hit a lady so i'm gonna show you out the door

and you finnally go...