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Song Parodies -> "Movie Theater Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Movie Theater Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

Ok Ok OK!!! DON'T SAY IT!!! I know i have to stop with all of the "Bo Rhap" parodies and someday i just might BTW i have another "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody which i shall post on the 10th of... (everyone on amiright who actually bothers to read these: Grr...) i mean after this i am hoping i can quit
Lady:

Do i want "Crunchbars"?
do i want "Jujubees"?
do i want "Goobers"?
or do i just want a "Hershy's"?

Usher:

make up your mind
your holding the line you see

Lady:

that's cause i don't know what film i wanna see

Usher:

why don't you go see "Mr. Green" or perhaps "Blistered Beans"
any film that you see doesen't really matter to me to me

*******

Usher:

Mam please hurry mam
take your popcorn and your snacks
just get right off of my back
mam why are you still here
i thought i just told you to go away

mam Ooo didn't mean to make you cry
but i don't want you still right here tommorow
so be gone so be gone before you make me madder

*******

Usher:

Too late she's coming back
sends shivers down my spine
she is wasting up my time
what do you want this time?

Lady:

i spilled my coke!

Usher:

did you really? or is that some dumb excuse?

mam Ooo (won't you please please just go?)
your making up lies it makes me wish we never had met at all

*******

(operatic verse)

Usher:

i see a little silhouetto of a girl
here she is here she is
won't somebody please hide me?
what do you want this time?

Lady:

i just want more "Jujubees"

Usher:

take them and go (take them and go)
take them and go (take them and go)
take them and go go go go and don't
go slow

Lady:

i'm just a young girl that usher hates me

Usher:

oh just stop begging for the others sympothy
your holding the line anyone can see
here's your stuff there you go now take it and go

Lady:

Bismillah! no! no way i will not go!

Usher:

well why not?

Lady:

Bismillah! no way i will not go!

Usher:

well why not?

Lady:

Bismillah! no way i will not go?

Usher:

well why not?

Lady:

cause i don't want to!

Usher:

go go go!

Lady:

i don't wanna go!

Usher:

go go go go!

Lady:

no! no! no! no! no! no! no!

Usher:

oh mama mia mama mia mama mia please just go
this dumb lady just won't stop pestering me poor me!
poor me!

*******

(hard rock verse)

Usher:

So you think you can stay here and hold up the line?
so you think you can stand there just wasting my time?
oh lady can't do this to me lady!
get the freak out just get the freak out of here!

*******

(slow music)

Usher:

your making me madder than ever before
i can't hit a lady so i'm gonna show you out the door

and you finnally go...
Copyright Notice: fake movie titles "Mr. Green" and "Blistered Beans" are property of Me any use or mentions of these false movie titles in other parodies without my permission is prohibbited (to ask my permission ask in user comments for this song)

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Linda - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
That was fun, thanks!
Jonathan - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Linda as of right now i am stopping all of these "Bohemian Rhapsody" parodies for a couple of months and slowly putting together a "Skin (sarabeth)" parody for Rascall Flatts

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