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Song Parodies -> "Aeris' Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Aeris' Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

The Anti-Corporate Outlaw

The Lyrics

dedicated to fans of Queen and Final Fantasy VII
Lifestream : Is this the Lifestream? Or is this just fantasy?
Caught up in a crisis, gotta stop a catastrophe.
Open my eyes, look up in the sky and seee....

Aeris : I'm just a flower girl, I need no sympathy
Because I met Cloud, and he looks good.
Reminds me of Zack, not so good.
Anyway the Lifestream flows doesn't really matter to meeeee......
To me.

Mama, just met a man.
He looks like my Zack.
Heard he was stabbed in the back.
Mama, I've been on the run
From the Turks and some white-haired man.

Mama, ooo-ooh-ooh.
Didn't mean to make Planet cry.
If I'm not back at this time tomorrow
Let Avalanche carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come.
Sephiroth has stabbed me dead.
Here's the last thoughts in my head.
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go.
Tifa, help Cloud find the truth.

Mama, ooh-ooh-ooh. (Anyway the Lifestream flows.)
Cloud, please don't cry
Because you've got to be strong for all.

Aeris : I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Avalanche : SEPHIROTH! SEPHIROTH! NOW HE DOES THE MATERIA TANGO!
SUMMONING METEOR, VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!
PROFESSOR HOJO! (PROFESSOR HOJO!) PROFESSOR HOJO! (PROFESSOR HOJO!)
PROFESSOR HOJO HEIDEGGER GYA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Aeris : I'm just a flower girl from a poor family!
Avalanche : SHE'S JUST A FLOWER GIRL FROM A POOR FAMILY!
SPARE THE PLANET FROM THIS ATROSITY!
Aeris : Easy come, easy go, will you let it go?
Sephiroth & Jenova : Bismillah NO! We will not let it go!
Avalanche : LET IT GO!
Sephiroth & Jenova : Bismillah NO! We will not let it go!
Avalanche : LET IT GO!
Sephiroth & Jenova : Bismillah NO! We will not let it go!
Avalanche : LET IT GO!
Sephiroth & Jenova : We will not let it go!
Avalanche : LET IT GO!
Sephiroth & Jenova : We will not let it go!
Avalanche : LET IT GO-OH-OH!
Sephiroth & Jenova : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Aeris : Oh busty Tifa, busty Tifa, busty Tifa make 'em let it go.
Sephiroth & Jenova : Beelzebud the devil's got plans for me, for me, for MEEEEE!

Planet : So you think you can drain me and pollute the sky?
So you think you can use me and leave me to die?
No, Sephy! Can't do this to me, Sephy!
The Lifestream's gonna drive, the Lifestream's gonna drive you right out of here!

Aeris : Nothing really matters
As long as my friends are free.
Cloud, I know you love Tifa.
That is alright with me.

Anyway the Lifestream flows....

[one verse of Aeris' theme plays]

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