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Song Parodies -> "Another One Bites The Crust"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Crust"

Parody Written by:

Shadow

The Lyrics

Well, this is an ode to the simopsons episdoe where homer asks weird Al if he received his parody "Another one bites teh crust" Well i took it into consideration and finished it off, enjoy!
Ooh Let's go,
A man walked into our store,
Out was his wallet full of cash,
With the sound of the bell on the door,
To the counter he did dash,

Can I order? hey, can I order he said,
He was hangin' on the edge of the desk,
He ate his pizza in one big gulp,
And he paid us in cheque, yeah,

Another one bites the crust,
Another one bites the crust,
And another bite in and another bite in,
Another One Bites the crust,
Hey, you're gonna' eat one too,
Another One Bites The Crust,

Now you wonder how we get all our money,
Without you, when you're gone,
Everyone comes here for their hot pizza,
And help pay off all our bills,

Are you Happy? Are you satisfied?
Enjoy your pizza and eat,
Out at the tablse our commons dine,
The stove releasin' heat,

Another one bites the crust,
Another one bites the crust,
And another bite in and another bite in,
Another One Bites the crust,
Hey, you're gonna' eat one too,
Another One Bites The Crust,

Hey, just eat it,
Bite the crust, Bite the crust, hey
Hey,
Another one bites the Crust, yum,
Another One bites the Crust, hey, hey,
Another one bites the Crust, Heeey,
ooh there's more,

There are plenty of ways you can fill a man,
And plenty of food types,
He could buy food,
And try some,
And there's Tai, but most like pizza,
When Hungary, yeah
So we're ready, yes we're ready for you,
All the stoves are blazing with heat,
At the tables, our commons dine,
Why not just sit and start to eat?
Oh yeah,

Another one bites the crust,
Another one bites the crust,
And another bite in and another bite in,
Another One Bites the crust,
Hey, you're gonna' get one too,
Another One Bites The Crust,
Another one bites the Crust,
Slow down,
Hey, alright
well enjoy

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 19

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Poopie Longstocking - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody of my favorite 80's Queen song!! I honour it with a perfect Poopy vote of 5,5,5!!
Larry Hensley - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Tasty parody, 555/s
Wasabi - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Mmm mm good
Porkbeard - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome! I got the same idea from the Simpsons, but I see you beat me to it and did an excellent job. How about his other suggestion, "Livin' La Pizza Loca"? (They're pretty much the same song.)
emilyy<3 - March 03, 2007 - Report this comment
lmao:] i like it i want pizza now...
JG - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job, man!
Cody Slusher - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Good parody,but it will be better to minstion the cheese baked in the crust as you topic.
T.J - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
y would some 1 do summink like dat 2 a queen song its bacicly dising them and im a big fan >:o)---
Mr3Dchannel - November 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey can I use this for iTunes I'll add credit for you

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