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Song Parodies -> "Blowhemian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

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Parody Song Title:

"Blowhemian Rhapsody"

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The Lyrics

Blohemian Rhapsody

This aint no real life
This is drug fantasy
Snortin a line
to escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
Im just a junkie
I need your sympathy
Its all easy come easy go
Feelin high, feelin low
Any way the blow comes doesnt really matter to me
To me....

Mama, Im jonseing now
Gotta find myself some blow
Hope my dealer soon will show
Mama I need a fix
But first I gotta find some cash somehow
Mama, ooooo. can I hit you for a loan
Ill pay you back again this time tomorrow
Come on, please come on
It does really matter

Too late, withdrawl has come
I got shivers down my spine
Bodys achin all the time
Goodbye everybody I gotta go
Gotta go and find some blow and have a snort
Mama, ooooo, (gotta find me some blow)
I feel like I will die
Sometimes wish Id never been born at all...

I see a little silhoutto of a cop
Pigs abound, pigs abound, can I do the Fandango?
Flashing lights and siren – very very tiring me –
Search warrents
Search warrent
Search warrents figaro –

Im just a poor girl, nobody loves me
Im just a poor girl from a rich family
Spare her her life from this pomposity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go?
Detox time! No! We will not let you go – let her go
Detox time! We will not let you go –let her go
Detox Time! We will not let you go – let me go
(never, never, never, never let me go)
Will not let you go let me go ooooooooooooohhhhhh
No, no, no no, no, no, no no
Oh Mama Mia Mama Mia, Mama mia let me go
Judge Judy has a cell set aside for me, for me, just for me!

So you think you can arrest me and spit in my eye
So you think you can jail me and leave me to die
Oh baby, cant do this to me baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters
One snort and I see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me...

Now leave me til I find some blow....

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