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Song Parodies -> "Battleonian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Battleonian Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Werepyre411

The Lyrics

My character in AQ sometimes feels this way.
Is this my real life?
Or just my destiny?
Used avalanche slide
Useless so I threw it at a tree.
Open your eyes
Look up at the screen and see

I'm a pure ninja
I get no sympathy
Because my level's
Easy come, easy go,
Mostly high, mostly low.
Any way the wind blows,
Using up my MP for me, for me.

Wolfwing just killed a man
Put his claws against his head
Slashed and slashed now he's dead.
Wolfwing, life had just begun.
But now you've gone and thrown it all away.
Artix, WTF?!
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.
Carry on, carry on, as if I don't really matter.

Too late, my time has come.
Char sweatin' every time
HP droppin' all the time.
Goodbye everybody,
I've got to go.
Gotta leave you all behind and face destiny.
Artix, WTF?! (any way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I never been born at all!

I see a little paladin on his side
OMG! OMG! He just chopped my char's head off!
Thunderbolt, blue lightning,
Very very frightening, me!

Power word die! (Power word die!)
Power word die! (Power word die!)
Power word die let me go!
Magnificoooo!

I'm a pure ninja, nobody loves me.
He's a pure ninja from a lv. 69 family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
LEVEL UP! No, we will not let him go! (let him go!)
LEVEL UP! We will not let him go! (let him go!)
LEVEL UP! We will not let you go! (let me go!)
We will not let you go! (let me go!)
We will not let you go! (let me go!)
We will not let you go! (let me go!)

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Catain rhubarb captain rhubarb
Captain rhubarb let him go!
The reaper has lots of death put aside
For me, poor me, poor meeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you think you can slay me and spit in my eye?!
So you think you can heal me and leave me to die?!
Oh, Twilly, can't do this to me Twilly!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

Scale rot, scale rot,
No one thinks I matter,
Everyone can see,
No one thinks I matter,
No one thinks I matter,
Poor me.
Any way the wind blows?
Man, no one even feels sorry for my character!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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Agrimorfee - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
a vote of straight 4's from me. Some great lines marred by copying too much of the original lyrics and occasional pacing problems.
Werepyre411 - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Well 4s aren't that bad...

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