Is this the real life?
is this just fantasy?
nick going downhill
oh how could they do this to me?

i sure miss "GUTS"
now i'll kick your butts you fiends

i'm just a sad boy your new shows are lousy
the only ones that i like are "Spongebob" and "Avatar"
"FOP" and "JN" "D&J" and "The X's" X's

*******

Mama they've killed a show
the replacement is so dumb
they are run by stupid bums
mama gonna get a gun and
force them to show their old
shows today

mama Ooo now i am gonna cry
"The Angry Beavers" won't be on tommorow
the morons the morons they're old shows
were so funny

*******

too late now "Doug" is done
sends shivers down my spine
now it's just a waste of time
goodbye "Cousin Skeeter" it
had to go had to leave us all
behind to face the truth

mama Ooo (Rocko's Modern Life)
these shows can't just die you bet
i wish they'd never been canned
at all

*******

(operatic verse)

I see a little silhouetto of a stick
Henry June Henry June and now
even rocko "Oh Yeah! Cartoons"
is gone very very saddening me
"Action League Now!" ("Action League Now!")
"Action League Now!" ("Action League Now!")
"Action League Now!" figaro why did it go?
i'm just a sad boy and nick hates me
he's just a sad boy nick hates his family
spare him his life from this monstrosity
bring them back! your old shows all of your old shows
bismillah! no! we won't air our old shows!
you're old shows!
bismillah! we won't air our old shows!
you're old shows!
bismillah! we won't air our old shows!
you're old shows!
won't air our old shows!
you're old shows!
won't air our old shows!
oh you're old shows!
no no no no no no no!
oh nickelodeon nickelodeon
bring back all of your old shows!
the stick stickley oh how i miss
stick stickley stickley stickley

*******

(hard rock verse)

So you think you can get rid of your older shows?
so you think you can air them and then just say no?
oh fellas can't do this to me fellas i wanna watch
"Legends Of The Hidden Temple"

*******

(slow music)

waaah! waaah! waaah! waaah!

your old shows were better anyone can see
your old shows were funny your old shows
were funny to me

bring back all your old shows!...