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Song Parodies -> "Abra Catastrophe"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Abra Catastrophe"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

based on the Fairly OddParents movie Abra Catastrophe
Timmy Turner:
Is this the real life?
or just what crocker sees?
is he magic thanks to one of my fairies

open your eyes
look up to the skies and see

Cosmo:
it's raining shrimp puffs nasty and so yucky

Wanda:
when will you let me go

Mr. Crocker:
i will not let you go hahahahaha no
i shall never set you free

Wanda:
set me free


Timmy Turner:
Wanda my magic bag protected me from crockers spell
but things ain't going that well Wanda that son of a gun
Mr. Crocker has taken you away

Wanda....Ooo
didn't mean to get you caught if your not
out of there this time tommorow were all
doomed were all doomed under crockers
power

Timmy Turner:
Too late now cosmos gone it's up to you and me
will ya help me bippy?

Bippy:
(singing in monkey) goodbye timmy turner i've
got to go those banana nut muffins look so good

Timmy Turner:
Wanda Ooo (wanda: when will you let me go?)
don't wanna be a shrimp puff i sometimes wish
i'd never been born at all

(spoken by cosmo: you've got it timmy!)

(spoken by timmy: NO! NOT LITTERALLY!)

(timmy gets poofed away)

(spoken by cosmo: hey where did timmy go? timmy tiiiimmy)

(operatic verse)
Wanda:
i was caught by that fairy hunting man

Mr. Crocker:
finnally finnally! i've proven fairies are real

Timmy Turner:
thunder bolts and lightning and crocker are frightening me

Wanda:
just let me go!

Mr. Crocker:
won't let you go!

Wanda:
just let me go!

Mr. Crocker:
won't you go!

Wanda:
just let me go! let me go!

Mr. Crocker:
won't let you go!

Timmy Turner:
i'm just a young boy nobody loves me

Everyone:
he's just a young boy Ooo his hat is pink

Timmy Turner:
can't you see that crocker is after me!

Wanda:
easy come easy go will you let me go

Mr. Crocker:
poor wanda! No! i will not let you go

Wanda:
let me go

Mr. Crocker:
poor wanda! i will not let you go

Wanda:
let me go

Mr. Crocker:
poor wanda! i will not let you go

Wanda:
let me go

Mr. Crocker:
will not let you go

Wanda:
let me go

Mr. Crocker:
will not let you go

Wanda:
oh let me go

(spoken by mr. crocker: whats today?)

(spoken by wanda: wednesday)

Mr. Crocker:
(returns to singing) thursday friday never! never! never! let you go!

Wanda:
let me go!

Mr. Crocker:
no no no no!

Cosmo:
hey mister crazy mister crazy meet mister fairy fist!

Mr. Crocker:
that strong fairy has some beatings put aside for me for me for me

(tea party music)

(switches into hard rock music)
Timmy's Turner's Mom:
i will go for his teeth

Timmy Turner's Dad:
and i'll claw out his eyes

Mr. Crocker:
no more magic from fairies i'm gonna cry!

Timmy Turner:
oh muffin! my last wish on this muffin is everything was
back back to the way that it was

(slow music)

Cosmo&Wanda:
ooo yeah ooo yeah

Timmy:
i wish that nobody nobody i know i wish that nobody
remebered this let's go!

Mr. Crocker:
fairies are real!




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Yet Another Dutchman - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This is actually pretty decent, Jonathan. Pacing wasn't too bad, but I feel it could have been funnier. I've actually seen Abra Catastrophe and I think it might be too big a story to be captured by Bohemian Rhapsody. I must commend you on writing this parody though, for I myself have written several Bohemian Rhapsody parodies about Dragon Ball (including Imperfect Rhapsody, King Piccolo's Rhapsody, and Frieza's Last Rhapsody) but I decided I couldn't capture the essence of the stories and dropped the ideas. Not too long ago, a parody author named Charles Xavier (yes, named after Professor X), did a Bohemian Rhapsody parody about Pinocchio. It was well crafted, you should check it out.
Jonathan - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah i guess your right i almost wrote one about the spongebob movie but i remembered what you said and you were right it was roo big a story to be captured by boh rhap anyway Merry "almost" Christmas yet another dutchman!

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