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Song Parodies -> "Killer Rack"

Original Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Killer Rack"

Parody Written by:

Ravyn Rant

The Lyrics

This was inspired by Spaff's "Killer Rack Girl" from last week, but I haven't decided whether or not that's a good thing! Please don't forward this to anyone in my local NOW chapter or they may ask me to return my membership card.
She keeps a low-cut tight sweater ready for important days
Like church on Sundays or Mondays right through Saturdays
Heavin' and wig-a-lin', they look nice when jig-a-lin'
They're sending out an invitation you can't decline
Inspiring shock and awe
Who needs a Wonderbra?
Extraordinarily nice

It's a killer rack
She got cleavage, that's a fact
Can't deny that the girl is stacked
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
When she walks into the place
You may forget she has a face
Wanna try?

Can't avoid straining buttons, because her bosom's supersized
Men are dumbfounded when asked the color of her eyes
Causing a commotion, whenever she's in motion
And if you've high blood pressure take your meds or you could die...
Friends say she's acting just like Paris (naturally)
But she couldn't care less
A girl's gotta pay the rent!

It's a killer rack
She got cleavage, that's a fact
Can't deny that the girl is stacked
Guaranteed to sag in time
Anytime
When she walks into the place
You may forget she has a face

Yes, what you see, it's just what you'll get
You could hide your pussycat
Momentarily stricken speechless
Temporarily out of lines
They'll absolutely drive you wild
They'll put out your eyes

It's a killer rack
She got cleavage, that's a fact
Can't deny that the girl is stacked
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
When she walks into the place
You may forget she has a face
Wanna try?
Wanna try?
Teats, don't fail me now...

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alvin rhodes - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
now THIS is the way to write a parody...great rhymes, great pacing and funny as hell...in a word, magnificent...5s plus
Yet Another Dutchman - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
555
Michael Pacholek - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know if Freddie Mercury would've appreciated a killer rack, but he would have loved this parody.
AFW - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Tho, I DKTOS...I applaud you for the many great lines, rhymes, and metaphors...top job...maxi-fives
Red Ant - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent. Your teats didn't fail you. 5s.
Cattitude - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome, I give it two thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love...Angel...Music...Earplugs
John Barry - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Rack 'em up--15 balls.
PMS - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
This song made me bust out laughing.
stuart mcarthur - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes! brilliant stuff Ravyn! the splicing in of the OS's original lines was sublime - too many witty lines of your own to mention - bravo - 555
Huff - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I smell a new song of the month.
Ravyn Rant - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Shucks, folks, I'm speechless! Thanks for encouraging my behavior. Michael - some years ago, the SF Gay Men's Chorus did a Queen tribute, and after the show, I gushed to one of the soloists that Freddy would have loved it. Thanks for bringing that compliment full circle - you made my day!
Phil Alexander - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Marvellous, simply marvellous: the use of "Paris (naturally)" was inspired, as was a lot of the rest.
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know, Ravyn, usually when a San Franciscan has his day made, it doesn't turn out well. (Dirty Harry joke.)
Maniac - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG this is pure Gold. Two thumbs up for this guy.
Andy Primus - September 19, 2008 - Report this comment
One of the funniest ones I've seen on this site so far - just found it while looking to see what has already been done with the OS

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