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Song Parodies -> "Wes Craven Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Wes Craven Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Liam Wicks and Marcus Talbot

The Lyrics

Written on Halloween to protest the abundance of teenage slasher flicks, ie Halloween and Friday the 13th.
In the beginning-
Back in 1983-
There was a slight problem-
Crap directors were roaming free-
Heave a great sigh
Get up from the couch and pee-
My name's Wes Craven, I've got no money-
Not for long, now it's time-
New genre, has been born
Anyway the blood flows, Long as it don't splatter on me,
On me

Jason, just killed a man,
Put a knife against his face,
Just another masked headcase,
Man, the film had just begun,
But now the main star's just been blown away-
Friday 13th
Didn't mean to make you sigh-
If I'm not on the set this time tomorrow-
Film on, film on, so long as the blood splatters-

Too late, his time is up,
Freddy just severed his spine-
This series only cost a dime,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Gotta leave you all and go meet the crew.
Man, ooo- (any way the blood flows)
I'm not that creative,
I sometimes wish I'd never been to film school-


I see a little sillouetto of a blade,
Slash and kill, slash and kill will you do the stereotypes-
Pretty unenlightening-not so very frightening me-
Gorey lay on, Gorey lay on,
Gorey lay on, Gorey lay on,
Gorey lay on figures so- But in comes dough-
But I'm just a rich guy and I've got a nice car-
He's just a rich guy from a rich company-
Spare him his cash from this copycat lawsuit-
New genre has been born-,will you let me film-
Censorship! no-,we will not let him film-let him film-
Censorship! we will not let him film-let him film
Censorship! we will not let him-let me film
Will not let you film-let me film
Will not let you film- let me film
Come, on, let, me, film, Damn, you-
Cinema, Cinema, Cinema audience awaits-
Next release has a contract put aside for me,for me,for me-

So you think you can stop me by having a cry?-
So you think I should get actors who aren't always high?-
Oh God no-can't take a hint God no-
Just gotta get more-just gotta get more sucked in teens-

Fake blood really splatters,
For the pimple faced teens,
Fake blood really splatters-

fake blood really splatters for teens.
Copyright 2005, written by Marcus Talbot and Liam Wicks.Dedicated to the memory of Freddie Mercury, and to the memory of decency in narrative literature.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Huff - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Hahaha. Nice. You should see the one I did. Hope to see more from you.
Kristof Robertson - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good effort on an OS that's notoriously hard to nail down. 444
stuart mcarthur - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
very well done - and one of the hallmark parodies to do, as well - looking forward to seeing more of your stuff - 555
Liam Wicks - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, we're...well, I'm a new writer. Marc's done a bit :). Errr....what's an OS? (operating system?)
stuart mcarthur - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
OS = Original Song
DKTOS = Don't Know The Original Song
SOTM = Song Of The Month (posted at the start of a comment to indicate that the parody has been read for informed voting in the SOTM competitions (see the Message-Board)
Liam Wicks - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks mate :) Working on a new parody now, for those who are interested...'Sweet Child O' Mine' is the...OS. *now knows the amiright lingo, YAY!*
Marcus, The writer - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Dammit Liam, how come you put your name first :P I wrote this song on a thursday morning/ afternoon. If Liam hadn't corrected some of the little things, this song would've sucked hard. Thanks heaps Liam. Also, be sure to check out Liams next release which he's working on now, a Sweet Child o' Mine parody... I won't give away too much but it's about a hobo :). I do a lot of things other than paraodies, so don't expect Liam and myself to crank out songs as a duo too frequently. But I might just put up some of my previous works from the good old days :). Thanks for the support everyone above. You know who your are :D

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