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Song Parodies -> "Bootsale Place"

Original Song Title:

"Bicycle Race"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Bootsale Place"

Parody Written by:

Peter J Carmichael

The Lyrics

Boot sale, Boot sale, Boot sale
I want to do my Boot sale, Boot sale, Boot sale
I want to drive my MPV
I want to drive my car
I want to drive my MPV
I want to drive it near and far

(You talk cack) you talk shite
(Is your head) really right
(You say bark) I say sad man
Brum was never my scene
And I don't like Cleethorpes
(You say Del) I say Boyce
(You say) "My God What A Choice'
(You're so bored) I say Christ
I don't believe in Desperate Dan
Scooby doo or driving bans
All I wanna do is

Boot sale, Boot sale, Boot sale
I want to do my Boot sale, Boot sale, Boot sale
I want to do my car boot sale
I want to do my boot
I want to do my car boot sale
I want to do my -
Driving instructors are coming your way
But forget it, you're licence ain't there
Fat bottomed women
Are driving today
So look out for the big girl au pair
On your marks, get set, go!
Boot sale place, Boot sale place, Boot sale place,
Boot sale, Boot sale, Boot sale
I want to do my
Boot sale, Boot sale, Boot sale, Boot sale
(I want a boot sale place)

Hey
You sell Coke you sell Sprite
And your food tastes like shite
'Hot dogs' in a tatty van
I don't wanna be a victim of bacteria
They charge all of us fees
Bloody hell it's a sleaze
Declare tax? (Please)
I don't want to be a nominate for
CJD or other fate
'Cos all I wanna do is

Boot sale (yeah) Boot sale (eh) Boot sale
I want to drive my MPV, MPV, MPV (c'mon) MPV
I want to drive my MPV
I want to drive my car
I want to drive my MPV
I want to drive it near and far

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