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Song Parodies -> "Stop Tipping Cows"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stop Me Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Stop Tipping Cows"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Quinn

The Lyrics

This could be my favourite one I've written ever...next to Cheap and Body Hair
Tonight you're gonna cruise the fields for a good time,
A real bovi-i-i-ine,
With two hands, push him upside down, yeah,
You're driving around, listen to me,
Just stop tipping cows, stop tipping,
"Cause they're trying to sleep now, trying to sleep yeah!

Like a falling tree when they hit the ground,
Like an anvil, a slave to the laws of gravity,
Well I stop my car and get out, like Mother Teresa,
And tell you "Go! Go! Go!",
Better stop it now!

You're such a rotten guy, yeah,
One hundred tonight,
That's why they call you Mr. Beef-On-Ground,
You push them at the speed of sound,
Someone should make a hamburger patty outta you!

Stop tipping cows, you think it's just a good time,
A-watching them go-o,
Stop tipping cows, if you think it's such a good time,
I'll give you a throw,
Stop tipping cows! ("Cause they're trying to rest now)
Stop tipping cows! (Yes they're trying to rest now)
You had better stop right now,

You're a rotten punk on your way to jail,
I think I'll call the cops,
You're gonna end up dead, I hope you get crushed,
He's so full of steak, isn't it a waste,
You're just throwing out some good sirl-
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Sirloin!

You're such a rotten guy, yeah,
Two hundred tonight,
That's why they call you Mr. Beef-On-Ground,
"Cause you turn their whole world around,
Someone should make a hamburger patty outta you!

Don't push "em, don't push "em, don't push "em,
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Don't push "em, don't push "em
No-o-o (I hate it!)
Don't push "em, don't push "em, "cause they're sleeping sleeping,
Don't push "em, don't push "em,
No! No! Go home!

You're such a rotten guy, yeah,
Three hundred tonight,
That's why they call you Mr. Beef-On-Ground,
If you were near a lake they'd drown,
Someone should make a hamburger patty outta you!

Stop tipping cows, you think it's just a good time,
A-watching them go-o,
Stop tipping cows, if you think it's such a good time,
I'll give you a throw,
Stop tipping cows! ("Cause they're trying to rest now)
Stop tipping cows! (Yes they're trying to rest now)
You had better stop right now,

(A chorus of "moos", roughly translated, meaning "please don't push us")

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Michael Pacholek - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
How much should you tip a cow?
Ryan Quinn - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
20% is standard.
Dominic L. - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved the line: Like an anvil, a slave to the laws of gravity, Fun to sing with the OS... nice job

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