-> "Killer Queer"
Original Song Title:
"Killer Queen"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Killer Queer"
Parody Written by:
Peter Carmichael
The Lyrics
Killer Queer
He has a soft spot for Brendan
In the shadow cabinet
Wants him in bed he says
Just like his little pet
(Runs off of batteries)
He works down the cattery
And everyday he's in at eight
But starts work at nine...
Gone and got himself in debt
Well drunk and placing bets
Enjoys his curry and rice
He's a Total Queen
Sweeter than jellybeans
Coats his end in the vasaline
Qualified to take your end
Anytime
Ooh, recommended at half price
A poor guy with an appetite. Wanna cry?
To avoid constipation
He always had an egg and cress
In conversation
He broke in like a total mess
Went out to a diner,
Met a Yorkshire Minor
Then again incidentally
He is that way inclined
He came naturally in minutes (naturally)
For grub he couldn't care less
Egg foo yung and a rice
He's a Total Queen
Sweeter than jellybeans
Coats his end in the vasaline
Qualified to take your end
Anytime
Ooh, recommended at half price
A poor guy with an appetite. Wanna cry?
(music)
Lacking the fat, he's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily on you but then
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild..
He's all out over you
He's a Total Queen
Sweeter than jellybeans
Coats his end in the vasaline
Qualified to take your end
Anytime
Ooh, recommended at half price
A poor guy with an appetite. Wanna cry?
Ooh, recommended at the price
Try the chow mein and a rice
Wanna try ?
You wanna try...
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