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Song Parodies -> "Kenedy Pillar"

Original Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Kenedy Pillar"

Parody Written by:

Linda Terhune

The Lyrics

He Keeps A Pint Of Southern Comfort
Top Right Drawer Of His Desk
Cherry Wood And Leather
Built For Certain By The Best

A Parady Apparently
He Loves His Mid-Morning Nip Of Tea
Visibility No Humility

- He's A Kennedy!

Oh The Senator With A Frown
Bitter Pill, He Let Her Drown
Ran Away With No One Around

Chorus

He's Ted Kennedy - Pillar
A Little Less Than The Other Ones
Pick And Chose Most Anyone
The Blackend Sheep Drunken One

Blows Your Mind!

Oh He's A Socialist An Alarmist
Dramatist An Egotist --- Extremist

He Takes The Brandy When It's Handy
Thinks No One Will Notice It
Likes The Mid Day Candy
Helps Him Though His Bitterness

An Overgreedy Tradgedy
A Seedy Little Comedy
An Overweighted Needy - He A Pillar

He's Got A Tongue We Can Destest
Thinks He's Smarter Than The Rest
Power's In His Pocket'S Breast

Chorus

He's Ted Kennedy - Pillar
A Little Less Than The Other Ones
Pick And Chose Most Anyone
The Blackend Sheep Drunken One

All The Time

Conventionalist Demonolist
Surely Not A Consumerist
But Defenitely A Dogmatist
He's A Partasian Oh A Marxist


He Fed His Wife Way Too Much - Now She's In Love That Jimmy Bean
And He'S Definately Much Too Bad To Be Such A Friggin Drama Queen
He Has Become More And More Obscene And Throws Fits When He's Face Is Green
He's Our Own Teddy K He's A Killer

And He's Comfy In His Habitat
Surrounded By Fellow Left Democrat
He'S The Fungi And Their The Fungistat
Hardly News If You Think Of That
Come On Give Teddy A Pat

Chorus

He's Ted Kennedy - Pillar
A Little Less Than The Other Ones
Pick And Chose Most Anyone
The Blackend Sheep Drunken One


Oh He's The Boozer So He'll Will Forget
He's Morally Bogged Down His Debt

Pillar One

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 37

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Big G - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
NOt sure about that pacing but pretty good :)
Alex - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody!
Donovan - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
"Kenedy" [sic] is Partasian [sic]. I thought he was Irish-American.
Linda - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
donovan --- he is hardly partasian, don't be silly
croper - December 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Sizes the punk up pretty good I'd say

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