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Song Parodies -> "Another One Tests A Nuke"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Another One Tests A Nuke"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

I almost did this song as "Another one bites the dust" as a parody on the number of blackhawk helicoptors shot down in Iraq, but I thought that might be in bad taste, so here's one instead about Iran using Nuclear weapons to subjugate Israel.
Kim Jung swaggers down the street,
with the town Pyong-Yang aglow
U.S. Sattelite-ory says
The tests are ready to go
Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Is your seat ten miles away?
ten-nine-eight-blah three-two-one
let's let the bombs away

[BOOOOOOM]!

Another one tests a nuke
Another one tests a nuke
And another big bomb, and another war gone
Another one tests a nuke
Soon the south will get one too
When another one tests a nuke

Mullah's dancing, (whoops! that's banned)
underneath a mushroom cloud
Iran forgot to tell their folks
of something called fallout!

Israel's jaws are dropping
Once more they're persia's slave!
Let's hope their talk of nukes was real,
or else that God can save

Another one tests a nuke
Another one tests a nuke
When everything's said, will taiwan's be red?
Another one tests a nuke
Hitler almost acquired one!
Another one tests a nuke

Japan will make a cheaper bomb
and fewer defects will show
half the size and twice as fast,
and they'll make their bomb 'to go'
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for when
Mexico will test
Then deliver us an ultimatum:
Let our immigrants in or else!

Another one tests a nuke
Another one tests a nuke
And it ain't no fluke, Bush's Mini-Nuke
Another one tests a nuke
Several times we've lost one!
Another one tests a nuke...

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Poopie Longstocking - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great early 80s song by one of the best British rock bands!! I would like to take a moment to honour your wonderful composition with a 5,5,5!!
MrMacphisto - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny commentary.... 5 nukes for you.
Charlie Decker - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
This one registers a 555 on the...whatever the hell scale you use to measure this sort of thing.

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