-> "Songs Of Croft XLVIII-Icicle Race."
Original Song Title:
"Bicycle Race"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Songs Of Croft XLVIII-Icicle Race."
The Lyrics
Icicles, icicles, icicles,
I want to run past icicles, icicles, icicles,
I want to run past icicles,
I want to dodge some ice,
I want to run past icicles,
I want to run where I like.
You say snow I say white,
You say frost I say bite,
You say shop I say boring,
Asda was never my scene,
And I don't like car boots,
You say Roll I say Rock,
I don't have another choice,
You say Lord I say Croft,
I don't believe in can't cos I can,
The choice is mine and I have ran.
What I wanna do is...
Icicles, icicles, icicles,
I want to run past icicles, icicles, icicles,
I want to run past icicles,
I want to dodge some ice,
I want to run past icicles,
I want to run past-
Icicle races are coming my way,
So forget all those pick ups oh yeah,
This well-armed girl,
She'll be running today,
So look out for those ice sheets oh yeah,
On your marks, get set, go!
Icicle race, icicle race, icicle race,
Icicle, icicle, icicle,
I want to run past icicles,
Icicle, icicle, icicle, icicle,
I want an icicle race.
Hey
You say spike I say pain,
You say torch I say flame,
Hot lava I say cool it man,
I don't wanna be the Queen of England,
You say locks I say keys,
Loose ice it don't please,
Avalanche I say Jesus,
I don't want to be a candidate for
Being frozen like a lump of steak,
'Cos all I wanna do is...
Icicle (yeah), icicle (eh), icicle,
I want to run past icicles, icicles (c'mon), icicles,
I want to run past icicles,
I want to dodge some ice,
I want to run past icicles,
I want to run where I like.
By
Ocean-Sirius.
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