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Song Parodies -> "Songs Of Croft XLVIII-Icicle Race."

Original Song Title:

"Bicycle Race"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Songs Of Croft XLVIII-Icicle Race."

Parody Written by:

Ocean-Sirius

The Lyrics

Part of a series of parodies about the Tomb Raider series of games.Lara Croft in some of the games has to dodge icicles that fall from the ceiling.
Icicles, icicles, icicles,
I want to run past icicles, icicles, icicles,
I want to run past icicles,
I want to dodge some ice,
I want to run past icicles,
I want to run where I like.

You say snow I say white,
You say frost I say bite,
You say shop I say boring,
Asda was never my scene,
And I don't like car boots,
You say Roll I say Rock,
I don't have another choice,
You say Lord I say Croft,
I don't believe in can't cos I can,
The choice is mine and I have ran.
What I wanna do is...

Icicles, icicles, icicles,
I want to run past icicles, icicles, icicles,
I want to run past icicles,
I want to dodge some ice,
I want to run past icicles,
I want to run past-
Icicle races are coming my way,
So forget all those pick ups oh yeah,
This well-armed girl,
She'll be running today,
So look out for those ice sheets oh yeah,
On your marks, get set, go!
Icicle race, icicle race, icicle race,
Icicle, icicle, icicle,
I want to run past icicles,
Icicle, icicle, icicle, icicle,
I want an icicle race.

Hey
You say spike I say pain,
You say torch I say flame,
Hot lava I say cool it man,
I don't wanna be the Queen of England,
You say locks I say keys,
Loose ice it don't please,
Avalanche I say Jesus,
I don't want to be a candidate for
Being frozen like a lump of steak,
'Cos all I wanna do is...
Icicle (yeah), icicle (eh), icicle,
I want to run past icicles, icicles (c'mon), icicles,
I want to run past icicles,
I want to dodge some ice,
I want to run past icicles,
I want to run where I like.


By
Ocean-Sirius.

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