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Song Parodies -> "Songs Of Croft Part-XLIX-Thor's Hammer To Fall."

Original Song Title:

"Hammer To Fall"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Songs Of Croft Part-XLIX-Thor's Hammer To Fall."

Parody Written by:

Ocean-Sirius

The Lyrics

Part of a big series of parodies about the Tomb Raider series of games.In Tomb Raider 1, there is a level in which Lara must get Thor's hammer to strike the ground to use a block to get further but she must try not to get squashed and/or struck by lightening. =)
Yeah! Here it hangs, it will fall,
Natla won't care at all,
Make the stand, then take flight,
Or lady Croft won't be home tonight.

Yeah, you don't waste no time at all,
Hear the block, with the lightening call,
It comes to me but I've no time to stall,
Hey, I'm just waiting,
For Thor's hammer to fall - yeah.

Oh every night, and every day,
A little piece of rock is fallin away,
But lift your face, the raiding way, baby,
Build your muscles as Atlantis decays.

Yeah, cross the line and play this game,
Yeah, let the aesthetics not be forgiving at all.
Till one day when you play,
You know it's time for Thor's hammer to fall - yeah.

Rich or poor or famous for,
The trap it's all the same - oh no - oh no,
Oh watch the door cos bolts are flashing,
It could cause you lots of pain - oh no - yeah,
Player now your struggle's so plain.

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh.

For we who climbed up tall and proud,
Into the shadow of a darkness shroud,
Convinced no noises could be heard,
We just hear the claps get louder and louder and louder.

What the hell we raiding for?
Ah, just try your best and it won't hurt at all,
You just got no time to say your prayers,
Eh, while you're waiting for Thor's hammer to hammer to fall,
Hey, yes, it's starting to fall eh, hammer, you know,
Yeah, hammer to fall, wooh, ah, hey, eh woowoo, ha eh hammer,
Waiting for Thor's hammer to fall Lara,
Yeah yeah while you're waiting for Thor's hammer to fall,
Give it to me one more time.


By
Ocean-Sirius.

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