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Song Parodies -> "Songs Of Croft Part L-Well-Armed Girl."

Original Song Title:

"Fat Bottomed Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Songs Of Croft Part L-Well-Armed Girl."

Parody Written by:

Ocean-Sirius

The Lyrics

Part of a big series of parodies about the Tomb Raider series of games.Another song by Queen! :- D My mother would be so proud that the musical education that she gave me as a child has left it's mark on me as an adult and filled me with happy childhood memories. She would probably be full of joy...or maybe she would be in despair that her daughter had to think up stupidity like that shown in these parodies. :- p
Are you gonna give me fun tonight ?
Ah down with that gunfire fight
Are you gonna let it all shoot out ?
Well-armed girl,
You make the raidin' world go round.

Hey I was just a bored lad,
Wanted to see what old tombs had,
But I knew a little before you had taught me - huh,
Left alone with watching TV,
Indiana Jones amazed me,
But raiding woman you made an adventurer out of me.
Hey hey!
Wooh..

I've got aching in my hand,
Making you run across the land,
I seen every adventure movie by the way, hey,
But their beauty and their style,
Went kind of bland after a while,
Take me to that Lara Croft everytime.

C'mon,
Oh are you gonna give me fun tonight?
Oh down with that gunfire fight,
Oh and you give it all you got,
Well-armed girl you make the raidin' world go round,
Well-armed girl you make the raidin' world go round,

Hey listen here,
Now I got to spend a day at home,
No adrenalin in ma' bones,
Ain't no adventurers in this locality (I tell you),
Oh but I still get my pleasure,
Still love hunting treasure,
Raiding woman you gonna make a brave fan out of me.

Now get this,
Oh (I know) you gonna give me fun tonight (please),
Oh down with that gunfire fight,
Are you gonna let it all shoot out?
Well-armed girl you make the raidin' world go round yeah,
Well-armed girl you make the raidin' world go round.

Get on that vehicle and ride!
Ooh yeah oh yeah that well-armed girl,
Well-armed girl,
Yeah yeah yeah,
Alright, ride 'em, c'mon,
Well-armed girl - yes yes.


By
Ocean-Sirius.

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Josh 2 - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
you know, i'm getting this weird vibe inside me, but i was wandering, ARE YOU A TOMB RAIDER FAN?
Ocean-Sirius - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Answer:They were done over four years and I was encouraged by someone needing material for his site. =P I decided to share 'em with a wider audience instead of just keeping 'em on one site. =)

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