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Song Parodies -> "Songs Of Croft Part XXXIX-Lara Croft Rhapsody."

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Songs Of Croft Part XXXIX-Lara Croft Rhapsody."

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of a big series of parodies about the Tomb Raider series of games written over four years. This song was part of my childhood and it has been parodied a thousand times before.For this reason, I thought I'd do a parody of it too.: -)
Is this the real life?
Is this just a video game?
Run past that landslide,
And escape from reality.

Open your eyes,
Light up a flare and see,
I'm just an upper-class girl,
From an upper-class family,
I easily come,
Easily go,
Climb up high,
Climb up low,
Anywhere the wind blows doesn't really matter to me,
To me.

Player, just go kill that man,
Put a gun up to his head,
Shoot your ammo now he's dead,
Player, game has just begun,
Now you've got to show me the right way.

Player, ooohhh!
I didn't mean to make you curse,
If I make it past that spike trap next game,
Carry on, carry on,
Cos raiding really matters.

Too late,
Monster has come,
Sending shivers down my spine,
Trigger ready all the time,
Goodbye my butler,
I got to go,
Gotta leave you behind and seek the truth.

Player ooooh!
I don't wanna die,
Sometimes I wish I'd not come here at all.

I see a little ice cavern over there,
Sled dog moosh,
Sled dog moosh,
Get that ancient fandangle,
Thor's bolts of lightening,
Very very frightening,

Giant eel, giant eel, giant eel,
Giant eel, giant eel, giant eel and a shark,
No! No! No! No! No! No!

I'm just a rich girl,
Parents disowned me,
She's just a rich girl from a rich family,
Spare her her life from this monstrosity!

Spike trap here, spike trap there,
Spike trap let me go,
Intruder no, they will not let you go,
Let me go,
Intruder no, they will not let you go,
Let me go,
Intruder will not let you go,
Let me go,
Will not let you go,
Let me go,
Will not let me go,
Let me goooooo,
No, No, No, No, No, No!
Oh big trap here,
Big trap here,
Big trap here let me go,
The ancient peoples,
Had a curse put aside for me,
For me, for me!

So you think you can put fear into my eye,
So you think you can trap me and leave me to die,
Oh maybe, you'll catch me just maybe,
Just gotta get out,
Just gotta get right out of here!

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah.

Raiding really matters,
Anyone can see,
Raiding really matters,
Raiding really matters to me.


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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Lara Croft Rhapsody, a.k.a - "God, Not Another Queen Bohemian Rhapsody Parody". This one started off balls then picked up later on. Overall: 5 for effort, 3.5 for standard. The concept of what you've done is a really good idea, and for that I say congratulations. However, its easy to tell that these songs have been rushed to meet the submission deadline. It would've been better if you'd perhaps spaced them out, because not everyone's like me, some people will read one, see there's another 20 and not bother. A good idea let down by an average standard of work produced. Well done, anyway
Red Ant - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
454. I see this listed as part 39. How many are in this series? Man, I thought making ONE version of "Gansta's Paradise" about Everquest would be excessive!
Adagio - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good! But do take DAKs advice and space them out. :)
Johnny D - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody made me chuckle! Love the "EEEEKKK!!", especially!

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