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Song Parodies -> "Bulimian Rhapsody 2"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bulimian Rhapsody 2"

Parody Written by:

Sean Liddle

The Lyrics

Bulimian Rhapsody 2

I know that I'm fat-

It's not a fantasy-

If no food stays inside-

Then I will get real skinny-

Open your eyes

Look down at my thighs and see-

I'm just a big girl,but I'll become happy-

Food is easy come,easy go,

tickle back of throat then let blow,

Anything that you say,doesn't really matter to me,

To me

Cheetos,could kill a man,

Put that food inside my head,

out it comes else I'd be fed,

Mama, bought some coooookie dough,

So I ate it all then threw it all away-

Mama ooo,

Didn't mean to make you cry-

If I'm not hacking up this time tomorrow-

Carry on,carry on,I won't get any fatter-

Ding dong,pizza man at door,

Sends shivers down my spine-

Pepperoni all the time,

Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-

I'll turn on the fan so you can't hear me wretch-

Mama ooo- (any way the food goes)

I don't want to eat,

I wish that I had not found all your chocolate-

I see a little silhouetto of a girl

tete et bouche,tete et bouche are the biggest parts of her

Teeth they need a whitening-very very frightening me-

How risque-o, How risque-o,

How risque-o, How risque-o,

How risque-o lingere-magnifico-

But I'm just a poor girl, nobody loves me-

She's just a poor boy from a BIG family-

Spare her this life with that monsterous butt-

Food it comes Food it goes-,will you let me know

Do I look FAT? NO-,we will not yes-SO YOU LIE-

Do I look FAT? NO-,we will not yes-SO YOU LIE-

Do I look FAT? NO-,we will not yes-SO YOU LIE-

NO-,we will not yes-SO YOU LIE

NO-,we will not yes-SO YOU LIE


Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia no food please-

Ben and Jerry have a flavour that is named for meee for me,for

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
A decent parody, but there are two things which i'm not too keen on. Firstly, it's yet another fat/food parody (personally, I don't find them funny), and it's also about the 500th 'Bohemian Rhapsody' parody (do we really need any more. It's not a bad parody, it's just not breaking any new ground. 323
Red Ant - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
IKTOS, but cannot rate this parody because you say it is part 2, and I have only heard one version. If this is " Bohemian Rhapsody " as I know it, I must say 233 ( no vote recorded ), because it is seriously incomplete and uses many of the words from TOS, and is average funny. If you have a link to Part 1 that would complete this, then I can rate it ( fairly ). Sorry.
Agrimorfee - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Yup, you forgot the last verse. And this was just not funny.

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