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Song Parodies -> "Any Way The Deer Go"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Any Way The Deer Go"

Parody Written by:

Ashley Wantland

The Lyrics

My friend and I decided that it would be fun to write a Christmas Parody to Bohemian Rhapsody, so we did :).
Is this yuletide
Or just November frost
Caught in a snowdrift
And no heat is in my car
Out of the window
Up in the sky I see!

Santa just flew by
With all of his reindeer
But will he come
Or will he go
I need out
Of the snow
Anyway the deer go
Santa has to follow
Why Me? (Why me)

Later, the tow truck came
Pulled my car out of the snow
Now I am on my way home
Dinner was Christmas ham
We ate all the food away
Nighttime, ooooo
Time for kids to go to bed
So I can wrap the presents for them tomorrow
Santa come, Santa come
Because I forgot the presents

Midnight, no presents here
running frantic round the house
Do you think they'd like a mouse
Too late, nobody is coming here
Now I've got to find a Wal-mart
Goodbye ooooooooo
I don't want to make them cry
I need to get gifts for them tomorrow-

I see a a little silhouetto of a man
Is it the big jolly one?
Chimney is shaking
Something's coming from the hole

Santa Claus(Santa Claus)
Santa Claus(Santa Claus)
Santa Claus is in my house
I will not have to goooooooooO

I'm just a poor boy, no gifts no money
He's just a poor boy, he has no money
Give him some gifts for his girls and his boys
Will you give? Will you go?
Will you leave some cheer?
HO HO HO No! I have no plan to go
Will you go?
HO HO HO no! I have no plan to go
Will you go?
HO HO HO No! I have no plan to go
WIll you go?
I have no plan to go
Will you go
I have no plan to go
Will you go
Santa santa, Santa Santa, Santa Santa, do not go
I, santa, have presents set aside for thee, for thee, for THEE

Santa stood there and looked in my eye
Left the gifts and then turned round and said goodbye
Oh Santa, Thanks for this dear Santa
You better get out, you better get on to your sleigh

Santa left the presents
Underneath the tree
Santa left the presents
Santa left the presents
For me

Anyway the deer go
Copyright Downeyland enterprises, 2005

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing's off in places, but it's really original, imaginative and humourous. well done
Guy - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing looked fine to me and may I add that this is one of the better BRs I've seen in quite awhile. Would have been perfect if it had posted about three months ago, but Christmas is good anytime. Well done and 5s!

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