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Song Parodies -> "I Am A Fat Man (The McDonalds Song)"

Original Song Title:

"We Are The Champions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"I Am A Fat Man (The McDonalds Song)"

Parody Written by:

Major B

The Lyrics

This kin of like a sequel to my other parody, Chicken Tender (parody of Elvis' Love me Tender). A fat gut stops eating fastfood.
I've ate fastfood, fry after fry
I've had some McNuggets, and some chicken, no lie
No t-vone steak, and no fancy food
I'll have a McRib, a Big Mac, a large coke,
and some breakfast Mac too

And I'll eat on and on and on

I am a fat man, five chins
And I'll keep on biting 'til the end
I am a fat man
I am a fat man
No time for chewers, cause I am a fat man
I might hurl

I taken some bowels, I sit and I fart
And it brought me pain and torture
and everything that goes with it, please help me ya'll
But McDonalds, I chose it, now all i do's poo
I consider it a sin, to all poopy waste, It's all cause of you

I've gained tons and tons and tons

Now for the fat man to end
And I'll be much lighter once again
I'm not a fat man
I'm not a fat man
No time for poopers, cause I am a fat man
no more

Now for the fat man to end
And I'll be much lighter once again
I'm not a fat man
I'm not a fat man
No time for poopers, cause I'm not a fat man

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Pacing: 3.1
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Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 24

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Major B - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Who keeps on giving me all ones?
Kim G. - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This could seriously be the theme song for "Supersize Me."
Answer Man - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
In answer to your question, Major: the same retarded asshole who mindlessly gives many of us ones.
Matthias - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
What's a T-Vone? Is that like a vimpire steak?
Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
McDonalds to your arteries: We will, we will clog you! Sing it! I've ordered the super-sized Number 5 for you, ya big mac.
Susanna Viljanen - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds you've avoided death on two legs. 354 for somewhat limping pacing.
TOONKIMS - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
i LIKE THIS SONG, GOOD WAY TO END A PROJECT ON THE CRAP IN MC DONALDS1
? - January 01, 2007 - Report this comment
rubbish horride
parrotbob - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
lolol
adfghj - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
so bad

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