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Song Parodies -> "Bo-Queenie-An Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bo-Queenie-An Rhapsody"

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The Lyrics

Is this just music?
Must be a fantasy!
I've found a new world,
World of higher reality.
Open your ears,
Listen to the sound of Queen.

We're simple people,
We need no luxury,
But we need music fine,
Tunes divine.
Music fast,
Music slow.
Anywhere the beat goes, that is where my heart goes to too,
Goes too.

Mama, just seen a band.
'mazing music blew my head.
No new music, now it's dead.
Mama, they had everything,
But now they've gone and thrown it all away.

Mama, why?
I don't mean to make you cry,
Just wonder why those Queen boys don't carry on,
Carry on, carry on,
Because music really matters!

Too late, It's not too late.
They could do it if they tried.
Make more music, make it right!
Please don't say goodbye, Queen don't have to go.
We want to hear more music, don't say no!

Queen, oooooh (music really matters),
Don't want the band to die,
Sometimes wish dear Freddie hadn't died at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a band.
Brian May, Brian May, will you play the Red Special?
Power driving riffs and rocking chords exciting me!
Roger Taylor, Roger Taylor,
He's the drummer, he's the drummer,
Pretty hair and baby face,
Hard bangin' beats!
Freddie's the singer, everybody loves him.
Freddie's the singer, born to be a frontman.
Powerful voice with a fantastic range!
Who is that, on the bass?
Pounding out the beat,
John Deacon! Fwooaar! He's wearing little shorts!
On the bass,
John Deacon- the rhythm's in his hands!

What a band! Those Queen boys,
They sure know how to rock!
Gods of rock,
Their music blows my head!
Live killers!
Rock rock rock rock rock rock rock!

Oh, Johnnie Deacon, Roger Taylor, Brian May and Freddie M!
They blow my mind,
Did a god of music give them life?
Them life,
Them life?!

So you gave us your music and just disappeared?
So you're gonna forget it and let Freddie's memory die?
Oh, baby!
Can't do this to us, Queen boys!
May be only three,
You can still bring Queen back to life!

Music really matters,
Set your music free,
Bring it back together,
Put it back together,
For me..?

Soon it may be too late...

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