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Song Parodies -> "The Prophet's Song (Al-Qaida version)"

Original Song Title:

"The Prophet's Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"The Prophet's Song (Al-Qaida version)"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Our dear friend Osama has been quiet for a while. Let's see if that snake has enough courage to slither out of that creeping hole...
Oh, oh, people of the West
it's time of the doom and end of jest;
Be scared of the storm that'll gathers here
Listen to Oh-Sah-Mah!

I dreamed I saw the Twin Towers fall
Spreading the doom in those buildings tall
A man who cried for the Holy War
And ice cold hearts spewing hate more and more
I watched as rage took Osama's gaze
countless martyrs in nameless graves
"Now kill infidels!" I heard him say;
So yelled the hordes of wannabe martyrs

Oh, oh, people of the West!
We will smash you culture and all the rest
your values and laws we do disdain -
Listen to Oh-Sah-Mah!

Oh, oh, children of the East!
now gather for the jihad and slaughter-feast
Fly and find the targets there
and strike in like martyrs!

He told of death in a lunatic craze
Taking the men and the women and babes
Late too late infidels run
These western beasts now counting their days
From US friends is Europe estranged
Submitting to terror of the Jihad waged
"The earth will shake and buildings break
And death all round will be your fate, dogs!"

Oh oh people of the West
Listen to the man with the turban crest;
"For those who hear and mark my words
Listen to the good plan"

"Oh oh oh oh and one by one my human bombs
They'll be flying for to come
Flying for to come out of the blue"

"They'll take now the lives who heed me not
Let all their children be slain in front of your eyes
Your fate is sealed, the fires of hell will take you
The death awaits you"

Ah people hear Osama!
And now I know and now I know
And now I know and now I know
That you will fear me
And now I know and now I know
And now I know now I know
Now I know now I know
Now I know now I know
Now I know
The town did shake and towers break
Death all around around around around
Around around around around
Now I know now I know
Now I know now I know
Now I know now I know
Now I know now I know
Now I know now I know
Now I know
Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo
Listen to Osa- listen to Osa- listen to Osa-
Listen to Osa- listen to Osama!
La la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la
La la
La la
Die West I hate you
Die West I hate you
Die West I hate you
Ah ah ah ah ah
Listen to the hate listen to the hate listen to the hate listen
to the mad man!

Hate gave arrogance to strike New York
And war all around is al-Qaida's fortune

Oh oh children of the Yanks
it is time to launch the plane and tanks
The snake did bite it is time to fight -
crusn now that madman!
Dispell the fear and give good sneer -
spit at the madman!

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Phil Alexander - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent, Susanna - fits with the spirit of the original extremely well, too.
Mike - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Do Al-Zaquwari next!!!
Ms. BlackNails - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Classy... wouldn't it be good if we went back in time and persuaded Brian May to claim this as his own then record it? I'll set my time machine up then...

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