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Song Parodies -> "Can Anybody Find Me A Story to Read?"

Original Song Title:

"Can Anybody Find Me Somebody To Love?"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Can Anybody Find Me A Story to Read?"

Parody Written by:

Kim West

The Lyrics

I love to read stories on the net, which is far cheaper than buying books mind you. Anyway, some sites have people who can't wait for the latest updates and will complain. One site in particular received so many complaints that it inspired this little tribute of mine.
Each morning I get up and I read a little.
Can't barely tear my eyes from the screen.
Must've read every story in the archive.
And I've even read the bios and reviews as well.
I spend all of my free time searching for more.
But I just can't get no relief, Lord!

Somebody, ooh somebody.
Can anybody find me a story to read?

I wait for updates everyday of the week.
I wait till I ache in my bones.
I know it takes time to post stories but please.
I get on my knees.
And I start to ask.
Can't you update more stories each week for me to read?
Lord - Somebody, ooh somebody.
Can anybody find me - something to read?

(She reads hard) Everyday - I read and I read and I read -
But I just can't get enough to calm me down.
They say I have to wait.
They say that updates will be here any day.
Don't even bother to complain.
People will just think I'm insane.

Ooh somebody, ooh somebody
Can anybody find me something to read?

Can anybody find that story to read?

Got no patience, I got no control.
I just keep losing my cool.
I'm okay, I'm alright.
I ain't gonna look the fool.
I just gotta get away from this here computer.
Someday I'm gonna be free, Lord!

Please update some stories to read.
Please update some stories to read.
Please update some stories to read.
Please update some stories to read.
Please update some stories to read.
Please update some stories to read.
Please update some stories to read.
Please update some stories to read.
Please update some stories to read.

Somebody, somebody,
Somebody, somebody. Somebody find me
Somebody find me something to read

Can anybody find me something to read?

Find me something, something, to read.

Find me find me find me find me
Ooh something to read

Anybody, anyway
Anybody find me something to read?

Kim West

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