-> "Flat Chested Girls"
Original Song Title:
"Fat Bottomed Girls"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Flat Chested Girls"
The Lyrics
Ah you wanna make your chest look ripe
Ah now because that saline hype
Ah you wanna super size your chest
Flat chested girls
You keep the implant world abreast
Hey why wear those ole push up pads
Never do no good at that
But a new chest would solve your life of misery huh
Lift your cones like boob job Annie
Your refered to doctor Manning
Think big melons you'll make a felon out of me
Hey hey
You've been saving up your bucks
Accounts for nips, account for tucks
You've seen every plastic surgeon on the way hey
But your beauty and your style
Need bigger boobs after a while
Take me to them chesty ladies every time
Come on
Oh won't you make your cones look ripe
Oh now because that saline hype
Oh and your writting all those checks
Flat chested girls
you keep the implant world abreast
Flat chested girls
you keep the implant world abreast
Hey listen here
Now you've took mortgages and loans
To get saline in your cones
Ain't no beauty queens with more plastic surgery
I tell you
Oh but you must buy your pleasure
Just bought your greatest treasure
Think big zepplins you gonna make a blimp fan of me
Now get this
Oh I know you gonna make your cones look ripe please
Oh now because that saline hype
Oh you wanna super size your chest
Flat chested girls
you keep the implant world abreast yeah
Flat chested girls
you keep the implant world abreast
Write out those checks with pride
Ooh yeah oh yeah
Them flat chested girls
Flat chested girls
yeah yeah yeah
alright, flaunt 'em come on
Flat chested girls
yes yes
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