-> "Freudian Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Is this the real thing?
Is this the drug for me?
Bought a gram of cocaine hydrochloride
From the local apothecary.
It opened my eyes
I dosed up so high on C!
Now i'm just a cokehead, I need this chemistry
Because it's easy on coke, easy to know
All the little things I don't know
Anyway I'll take another blow, and it really matters
Martha, just killed a gram
Snorted till my nose bled
I feel like a new guy in my head
Martha, my high has just begun
But still your parents wont let you marry me
Didn't mean to get too high
If I'm not down from this high by tomorrow
I'll dose on, dose on cause this coca really matters
Couldn't wait, the time had come
To publish my new find
"On Coca" was presented just in time
I'm so high everybody; I've got work to do
Gonna get real snow-blind and seek the truth
Coca ooo- (always up the nose)
I love to get so high
I sometimes wish I'd never come down at all-
I need a little anesthetic for this eye surgery
Just a drop, just a drop, will numb it quite fantastic
Wonderful and enlightening-very very nice for me-
I'm a genius, I'm a genius
I'm a genius, I'm a genius
And you can use it to numb your penis, just as well
But I'm the poor guy who made this discovery
That you can use cocaine for eye surgery
Koller made his life easy by stealing my discovery
Its addictive don't you know? -, I can't let it go.
Addicted! No! -, Your doing too much snow- Oh My Nose!
Addicted! You're doing too much blow- Oh My Nose!
Addicted! You really ought to know how to let it go
But it will not let me go, Oh My Nose!
I will not let it go, Fix My Nose!
Wilhelm Fleiss, Wilhelm Fleiss, Wilhelm Fleiss, Fixed
Wilhelm Fleiss was a devil put aside for me, for me,
(Direct Quote from Freud's letter to Fleiss)
("There has never been a six-month period in which I so constantly and ardently longed to be living in the same place as you.)
Did you think you could make us out to be bi?
So you think Wilhelm loved me and left me to die?
Oh Wilhelm- they can't do this to us Wilhelm-
Just got to get out-just gotta get right outta here-
Rehab really mattered
The whole world could see
Rehab really mattered, rehab really mattered much to me
And I did away with all that blow
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