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Song Parodies -> "Halloween Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Halloween Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

It's Halloween night
It's time for fantasy
Caught in an egg fight
No escape from that Silly String

T-paper flies
Look up - it's inside your trees

I'm just a bad boy
It's my once-yearly spree
For my sleazy fun
Here we go
Trick 'em high
Trick 'em low
Burning paper bags glow
On my neighbors' steps courtesy
Of me

Mama...just filled a bag
Full of old Kibbles And Bits
Flicked my lighter, now it's lit

Mama...night has just begun
And now I've gone and set them bags a-flame

Mama...oooo
Neighbors see my sacks of fire
On their front steps and then my crime will follow
Stomping on...stomping on...my incendiary prank's burn

Too late...their stomping's done
Their footsteps smear their rugs
With donations from my pugs
Good-bye, everybody...I've got to go
Gotta flee their house before their Taser shoots

Mama...oooo - (burning paper bags glow)
There's an angry guy
Who's chasing me and screams that he'll Tase my balls


He shot the Taser and the Taser stuck in me

In my tush! In my tush! With a zing and a bang-o

Thousand-voltage lightning, very paralyzing me!

Now I lay, oh! (Now I lay, oh!)
Now I lay, oh! (Now I lay, oh!)
Now I lay, oh, like a stone - I'm shaking so!

I'm just a poor boy, please don't re-Tase me
I'm just a poor boy, who just loves, Halloween
Spare me more shocks, from your stun-gun, oh please

Feeling's back - up I go - but I'm moving slow

So dizzy, oh - hallucinating so
(my brain froze!)
So dizzy - hallucinating so
(my brain froze!)
So dizzy - hallucinating so
(my brain froze!)
'lucinating so
(my brain froze!)
'lucinating so
(my brain froze!)

'lucinating so, my brain froze, hee hee hah hah ho ho HO!

I'm Charlie Brown now, Charlie Brown now, Charlie Brown now, Good Grief NO!

Linus stayed up in a vigil through the night to see...to see...SNOOPY

(---Schroeder plays a head-banging electric-piano interlude---)

So you think that The Great Pumpkin is just a lie?
Oh Good Grief, that Taser made me so freakin' high!
Ohhhh maybe...I'll stop burning bags, maybe,
On Halloween night, on Halloween night ev'ry year!

Butt-sting-dealing zapper
Fanny's bun-can freezed
Butt-sting-dealing zapper

Butt-sting-dealing zapper,
Shoots me!

...Voltage makes my ass glow...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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Adam Eccleshall - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Great stuff! Loved the last line in particular :-D
Ashkicksass - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job, you little shit.
Adagio - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!
alvin rhodes - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
living in an apartment, i've been denied the joys of tasering trick or treaters for many years...this is a superb parody johnny...5s
John Barry - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one, JD. I've got a Taser tune queued up for sometime soon.
Johnny D - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adam, Ashkicksass (you hot shit), Adagio, Alvin, and JB! Yeah, JB, ain't "Taser" a cool word? Don't be shocked if I use it again.
Cookie-man - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
This is AWESOME Johnny! I was just talking ot a co-worker this afternoon about Halloween. When he was younger he got hit over the head by some punk teenager with a piece of Indian corn and they stole his bag of candy. That wouldn't have been you by chance would it? ;)
Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing limped in several lines ("full of old Kibbles and bits" doesn't quite match "put a gun up to his head" rhythmically speaking, for one). Still, your rhymes were clever and your subject well-chosen for laughs. 4-5-5...
Agrimorfee - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I can see a Boho Rhap being done for each of the major holidays. Anyone care to take a stab at it? Good job, Johnny. I was hoping for more of the ghoulishness of the holiday, but no matter...you made a great story out of the song. 555
Johnny D - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Cookie-man and Ingeborg.
Johnny D - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Agrimorfee.
Ashkicksass - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL Johnny!

And Cookie - I am dying! Hit on the head with a piece of indian corn? Am I the only one that thinks that is friggin hilarious?
Johnny D - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Ashkicksass!
Anny - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL another funny parody of your's! Your parodies never fail to impress me =D hehehe I think it was hilarious! Keep up the good work! P.S. Did u ever consider becoming a comedian? The parodies u write always make me laugh til it hurts!
Red Ant - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, the Google ads at the top are for Tasers- I knew this would be interesting and it was. Liked this line the best : "Their footsteps smear their rugs/ With donations from my pugs" lol.
The Charnstar - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
That was GREAT! 5-5-5
tomario - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
did i chuckle - yes i did ! smart work johnny d loved "In my tush! In my tush! With a zing and a bang-o"
Agrimorfee - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween '06) see above
Matthias - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I've read this one a long, long time ago, and I'll have you know I laughed at it as hard this time as I did then, you never seise to amaze me Johnny
Red Ant - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween) See above!
Michael McVey - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This is absolutely ghoulish. 5's-----MM
Jack Wilson - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween) One of oyur best! 555!

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