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Song Parodies -> "Icicle Face"

Original Song Title:

"Bicycle Race"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Icicle Face"

Parody Written by:

Barry L. Laws, Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by today's hot weather (101 degrees in Charleston, WV)
Icicle, Icicle, Icicle...I want to lick my --
Icicle, Icicle, Icicle.

I want to lick my icicle.
I want to lick my ice.
I want to lick my icicle.
I want to lick it on my bike.

You say hot, I say cold.
You say brave, I say bold.
You say ?What?" I say Hey now,
Wrestlin' not my scene,
And I don''t like Stone Cold.

You say Melt, I say Freeze.
Any way? I say Please.
You say God? I say Jesus,
I don''t wanna wait 'til the next Ice Age,
All I wanna do is...

Icicle, Icicle, Icicle, I want to lick my --
Icicle, Icicle, Icicle.

I want to lick my icicle.
I want to lick my ice.
I want to lick my icicle.
I want to lick my --

Icicle faces are all the rage today.
So forget all your duties today.
Fat bottomed girls lick icicles today,
So grab all their booties today.

On your marks, get set, LICK!

Icicle face, Icicle face, Icicle face.

Icicle, Icicle, Icicle, I want to lick my --
Icicle, Icicle, Icicle...
Icicle, Icicle, Icicle, Icicle, Icic-le face.

[guitar solo]

You say burn, I say chill.
You say won't, I say will.
BAM BAM! I say Emeril never had it this good,
and he's a millionaire!
(WHOO!)
You say splish, I say splash.
You say itch, I say scratch.
HEAT WAVE! I say dammit I don't wanna be
A victim of Mother Nature or greenhouse gases,
'cos all I wanna do is...

Icicle,Icicle, Icicle, I want to lick my --
Icicle, Icicle, Icicle.

I want to lick my icicle.
I want to lick my ice.
I want to lick my icicle.
I want to lick it on my bike.

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