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Song Parodies -> "We Will Tax You"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"We Will Tax You"

Parody Written by:

Drewster The Rooster

The Lyrics

two sure things in life death and taxes. actually there's death, taxes and cheese (seriously, there is never no cheese in a stocked fridge, not in my recollection of stocked frideges anyway), but besides cheese, death and taxes. so yeh, heres a song illustrating the inevitability of taxes and how harsh they are. here in australia we have a higher tax rate than you guys, so i have more reason to bitch about it than you do, even if i dont pay tax, im too young, oh well
buddy you're a boy making big noise
selling lemonade on the street at a stand today
keeping a steady pace
you big disgrace
leaving those cups all over the place
we will we will tax you
we will we will tax you

buddy you're a young man, store man
got a job working down at walmart today
you bought you're own place
you big disgrace
somebody's gonna tax that right off of your face
we will we will tax you
we will we will tax you

buddy you're an old man, door man
working in a fancy schmancy hotel today
though you can't afford
you're child support
repot takes away all the stuff you've bought
we will we will tax you
sing it
we will we will tax you
we will we will tax you
we will we will tax you

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

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Johnny D - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Fives,'s winter going so far down there? Looks pretty mild compared to what we get here in the American northeast.
M-Dawg - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
its summer here and school just got out
Red Neck Mother - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Look for your 5's out-back! Good job
John Barry - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't be revenue-neutral on this one. 5s.
Meriadoc - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad. :-)
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
restoring my previous 555 vote.
simon cowell - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment
i never want to read that "parody" EVER again. it is so unfunny i almost cried. try to do something better with your life

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