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Song Parodies -> "Stone Cold Steve Austin"

Original Song Title:

"Stone Cold Crazy"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Stone Cold Steve Austin"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday evening
I was dreaming I was Macho Man
Do that wrestling thing,he's the king of the ring
Much of a hardcore man
Here comes The Rock,coming straight to the top
Fighting this man once more
Never,never,never wrestle anymore
Gotta get around in this stone cold floor

He was Stone Cold Steve Austin

What a trudge match,in some grudge match
And I'm beating up Triple H
Anymore,anymore,cannot take it anymore
Gotta stay on this stone cold floor

Wrestle Stone Cold Steve Austin

Malcolm In The Middle,Malcolm on the bottom
Fully loaded powerbomb
Here comes Ric Flair,try to be unfair
Gotta go hit and run
They got The Rock lose,he's running out of juice
They're gonna pull him off the ring
If he was an actor,nobody bling blings

There was Stone Cold Steve Austin

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