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Song Parodies -> "A Rubber Too Tight'll Bust"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"A Rubber Too Tight'll Bust"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

This is just an innocent little song about a guy named Steve who puts rubbers over his shoes before going out in the rain, but who has a little accident later that day...
Ooh, let's go
Steve walks warily down the street
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
Right in-to the bor-dello

Are you ready?
Hey!
Are you ready for this?
Are you hangin' on the edge of your bed?

Out of the rubber the rod it rips,
To the sound that you dread - NO!

(HUMP HUMP HUMP)

A rubber too tight'll bust!

(HUMP HUMP HUMP)

A rubber too tight'll bust!

And another one gone
And another one gone
A rubber too tight'll bust, uh!

Hey, your rubber split in two!
A rubber too tight'll bust!

How do you think you're gonna get along?
You're knocked up and he's gone!
He took you for everything that you had,
And left you out on your own!

Are you happy?
Are you satisfied?
How long can you stay in bed?

Out of the rubber the rod it rips,
To the sound that you dread - LOOK OUT!

(HUMP HUMP HUMP)

A rubber too tight'll bust!

(HUMP HUMP HUMP)

A rubber too tight'll bust!

And another one gone
And another one gone
A rubber too tight'll bust, uh!

Hey, your rubber split in two!
A rubber too tight'll bust!

Hey!
Oh take it!
Tight'll bust - tight'll bust, hey!
Hey!
A rubber too tight'll bust
A rubber too tight'll bust
Ow!
A rubber too tight'll bust
Hey, hey!
A rubber too tight'll bust
Heeey....Ooh - SLOW DOWN!

There are plenty of ways that you can catch a man
Just bring him to your bed

Then you tease him
Then you please him
Then you treat him good
And give him your best head, yeah!
Then you're ready
Yes
You're ready for him
He's rolling on a rubber red

Out of the rubber the rod it rips
Repeating all the sound that you dread
Oh yeah

(HUMP HUMP HUMP)

A rubber too tight'll bust!

(HUMP HUMP HUMP)

A rubber too tight'll bust!

And another one gone
And another one gone
A rubber too tight'll bust, yeah!

Hey, your rubber split in two!
A rubber too tight'll bust!

Shoot out!
Hey, alright!

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Rick D - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I still don't know how you get away with it, TR Walker.
Jack Wilson - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
alvin rhodes - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHA....fives alone for the title !!!!!.....this is great
Adagio - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Yea.....you have a special way with words that doesn't get you into trouble. Do we all just have dirty minds, or what?
Johnny D - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick, Jack, Alvin, and Adagio.
Meriadoc - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
PEMP! PEMP! PEMP!... (that's 5-5-5 in Cornish...) ;-)
Jay W - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
A quality job here. Very logically consistent: If you wear rubbers on your shoes, prostitutes are the only women who'll even talk to you.
Johnny D - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Merry (how do you say THAT in Cornish?) ! And thank you too, Jay - yes, I suppose a guy walking around town with receptacle ends on his Oxfords will garner all kinds of odd attention...
Spaff.com - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent sub, Johnny Dangle. And I can relate perfectly. One winter night I had a rubber break - and I ended up catching a nasty case of athlete's foot.
The Great Karlando - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Trojan man would be proud that you've grasped the concept. 555 from both of us. By the way...who has the lame sense of humor to give this a 2 in "how funny"?
Johnny D - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Mighty Spaff. Yeah, rubbers tend to break at the most inopportune times, don't they?

Thank you, The Great Karlando.....who is "Trojan Man" ? Somebody who's posted on Amiright under some other moniker?
The Thought Police - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Well,he certianly isn't Brad Pitt-althought he does go through a lot of trojans in that "Troy" movie!
Paul Robinson - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - a perfectly innocent little parody and people assume the worst...not a single word in there you couldn't say out loud at an elementary school assembly. And that is the Tight-rope man's "secret". Very clever...
Phil Alexander - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Some awesome alliteration, JD... don't tell me, no-one ever told you that it had to be lubricated? (hmm, does that sound familiar?)
Johnny D - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, TTP, Paul, and Phil. Paul - yup, that's pretty much all there is to "the secret". Phil - grease is the word.
Phil Alexander - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, JD - looks like there may be another one there, too... sort of:
I saw my problems when it starts to burst
I'm losing feeling now, and then it's starting to hurt
There's still a danger we could go too far
Start lubricating now, then we can try a cigar - grease is the word
Johnny D - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Philbo, go for it! Write it and post it, please! ;-D
The Thought Police - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Shouldn't that pun be, "Greece"is the word?
Helen - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh. Yeah, no Trojans without Greece... That's what Achilles always said, and he would know -- he was hung like a horse.... or he hung out inside a horse... or something...
Phil Alexander - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
That would be an Olympic Games parody: Greece is Absurd ;-)
Phil Alexander - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
> Philbo, go for it! Write it and post it, please! ;-D As you wish...
The Thought Police - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh well,you can take the Trojan out of Greece,but you can't take the "Greece" out of the Trojan....
Know 1 can hear you dream - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thatīs why I always use a shopping bag... ;-)
Johnny D - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Helen, Philbo (again), TTP (again), and K1chyd.
Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
534. Way, way too many of the original's lyrics for me to let this fly by. Great, great funny idea though.
Johnny D - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee! That's OK. I just get a big kick out of writing parodies that make use of ---- sometimes many of ---- the original song's original lines, forcing those original lines to serve the parody's purpose, thereby forcing the original song to mock itself! But your objection is duly noted ---- it's a question of individual personal taste, that's all.
BobyBird - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, Great parody man...I'd give the title itself a 5 if I could... BTW, any free tips from a seasoned parody veteran to an aspiring parody writer like me? With any advice you wish to give me, I know I won't be AMIRight's next Johnny D, but I can give it a try... Once again, great parody dude. Boby.
Peregrin - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Caught this really late JD, great job as usual. You are one wierd puppy!
Dominic L. - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good as always, but a little too much like the original
Johnny D - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, BobyBird, Peregrin, and Dominic.

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