-> "Heavy Metal vs. Hip-Hop Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"The Bohemian Rhapsody"
Parody Song Title:
"Heavy Metal vs. Hip-Hop Rhapsody"
The Lyrics
Is this the real music, is this just cruelty
Is there heavy metal, other than R & B
My choices are wise, when I buy CDs that I see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no symphony
Because I just stop, I just go, I don't care for my radio
Anyway the noise goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama just bought Britney Spears, instead of heavy metal music,
This is startin' to make me sick
Mama put on Beyonce's songs
But they better not be on for too long
Mama oooh... Didn't mean to make you cry
Just because I wanted Guns N' Roses
Carry on, carry on, as if metal doesn't matter
Too late, my cash is gone, I can't buy Metallica
But I don't want Madonna
I wish to have Ozzy and Judas Priest
You know that is what I want at least
Mama oooh
I don't want hip-hip, I sometimes wish I'd never heard it at all
I see a ticket to Megadeth concert
I have found it, I have found it, under pieces of dirt
It's a valuable thing, very very expensive thing
It's not rap(It sure is rock )
It's not hip-hop (What a shock)
Heavy metal rock (What a shock)
But I'm just a bad boy who hates the Spice Girls
He's just a bad boy who likes Twisted Sister
His brain got clogged up from eatin' cheese curls
I just want to go, will you let me go
Stupid punk! No, we will not let you go, let him go
Stupid punk! We will not let you go, let him go
Stupid punk! We will not let you go, let me go
Will not let you go, let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Spinal Tap has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can make me listen to N' Sync
So you think you can really hurt my ears
Oh baby, can't do this to me baby
I just don't want,I just don't want Britney Spears
I just traded hip-hop, for heavy metal music
I just don't want hip-hop, it just isn't my type of music
Any way the noise goes.
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