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Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

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Parody Song Title:

"Mark's Rhapsody"

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The Lyrics

This is a song I made up about my friend Mark. When he was my boyfriend, he was always on the lookout for other girls. It was extremely annoying, so to get my frustrations out in the open I made a parody for him. Paul was a waiter in one of the restaurants we visited, and was blushing whenever Mark looked at him.
Is this ABC?
One of those documentaries?
All about Africa
Yes, the ones with all those ladies
Open your eyes
Look up to the screen and see
Mark's a sexy boy, but he thinks he's ugly
But we know it's false, everywhere
That he goes, some girl wants
Everywhere we go to, there is always a tart for Mark, for Mark

Oh no! She just ate a man
He was waiting at North Haven
By "Drumsticks", she was craving...
Oh no! Now she wants you too
You better run before you end up in the loo
Oh no! Nooooooo
You really have not noticed
If you're on a spit at this time tomorrow
Not my fault, Not my fault, you know I tried to warn you

Too late, she has seen you now
Sends shivers down my spine
Now you are done for this time
But no, she is full up - you're safe for now
She will eat you next time, this is her vow
Oh no! Nooooooo (Everywhere we go to)
Don't want you to die
I always wish I never took you there at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Is it Paul? Is it Paul? Will he do some sword fighting?
He's able and willing; yes he has practiced just for you
Round at Bertie's, Round at Bertie's
Round at Bertie's, Round at Bertie's
Round at Bertie's, He's waiting - out back for you

Mark's a sexy boy, but he thinks he's ugly
We know that it is false, and so does your family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Got to go, Loo again - Will you let me go?
I think not! No - I will not let you go - But I must
I think not! I will not let you go - Can I please
I think not! I will not let you go - Need to go
Will not let you go - But it's true (like hell)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let you go - Nooooooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
But there is Bertie's, and Miss Jurassic, and Africans let me go -
There is a lot better than you out there for me, for me, for me

So you think I will stand by if you want somebody else
I know I am not that bad, you know you could do a lot worse
Oh baby - don't do this to me baby
If you say the words - you know I will never come back

Ooooooooh, Oooooooooooh yeah, Ooooooooh yeah
Only thing that matters
Anyone can see
Only thing that matters - is whether or not you're happy

Everywhere we go to...

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Paul - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Aren't you being a little hard on the poor guy?
Paula - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
"Swordfighting"? Is that what I think it means??!!!
raddog20002002 - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You were creative in this parody, but did you know this guy well before you broke up with him. Anyways, could you look at my response to your comment below my parody, "Theme From Rocky XXXVIII(Bud Lite Or Budweiser)."
Debra - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments raddog20002002. I stayed with the guy for 4 months, so I guess I knew him a little bit, lol. The parody I made taking off Josh Groban and the Corrs explains why things had to end. I knew the guy for about 6 weeks, before he started looking for any other girl.
Agrimorfee - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Personal jokes don't make much fun reading for me. 434
Debra - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
"Swordfighting"...yep, you are probably right Paula, lol
raddog20002002 - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I have recently wrote a parody about one of my ex-girlfriends, which is "I Kissed Jewel At A Train Station." Have you seen it?
raddog20002002 - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh I'm sorry! I meant that this parody, "I Kissed Jewel At A Train Station," is about one of my ex-girlfriends.

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