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Song Parodies -> "He is the Boogeyman (Michael Myers)"

Original Song Title:

"We Are the Champions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"He is the Boogeyman (Michael Myers)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I am writing a fan fiction musical based on the movie, "Halloween." I haven't decided whether it will be more horror than parody or vice versa... Enjoy this parody anyhow!
(A piano plays in the background. Dr. Loomis walks up to the stage.)

LOOMIS:
(Sung to the tune of "We Are the Champions")
In Haddonfield
There lived a boy
Committed a murder
He committed a crime
Was only six
Evil brand new
Had a knife in his hand
Emotionless face
His eyes were blue
And I would rave on and on and on and on....

He is the Boogeyman - my friend
And he'll keep on killing till the end
He is the Boogeyman
He is the Boogeyman
He kills on Halloween
'Cause he is the Boogeyman in this world

(We see a six-year-old boy dressed as a clown enter the house by which Loomis is standing.)

Death came to this town
Ascended these stairs
Creeped into his sister's room
And everything went wrong with it
Was in the fall

(The boy stabs his sister 12 times. The girl dies.)

She lied on her bed, her corpse had plenty a bruise
And their parents came home quickly before the rest of the town
Would all be murdered too
Do I need to go on and on and on and on?

He is the Boogeyman - my friend
And he'll keep on killing till the end
He is the Boogeyman
He is the Boogeyman
He kills on Halloween
'Cause he is the Boogeyman

He is the Boogeyman - my friend
And he'll keep on killing till the end
He is the Boogeyman
He is the Boogeyman
He kills on Halloween
'Cause he is the Boogeyman

(The boy is outside with his mask ripped off by his father. Dr. Loomis disappears with a puff of smoke.....)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Birgitta - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Chris,you did a great job of painting a picture of "Halloween". What impressed me the most was your ability to keep the pacing here SO tight.Excellent job.Super huge 5's
Johnny D - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Technically this parody suffers a bit, from some pacing difficulties mainly, but I'm willing to overlook them because of how the author goes to such great lengths to tell his story like a director directing a play on-stage....good effort.
tarah - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
gayest song ever i mean wtf is that like first it doest even ryhme makes no sense alls that was said was he is the boogeyman and he kills on halloween yackedy yack yack yack its crap crap crap like seriously its horrible if you want a goodsong put thesong that 1,2,3,4,5 or watever from the boogeyman movie that isalot better and is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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