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Song Parodies -> "Sailor Moon's Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sailor Moon's Rhapsody"

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The Lyrics

everybody else is doing this song, so why not
It's a surreal life when you're a fantasy
Anime cartoon, an escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
Sailor scouts changing, nudes rearranging
And we are Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, Mars, Moon, Sailors
Anywhere there's evil, doesn't really matter to me
To me

Mama, just saw a man
Held a rose within his hand, in his top hat, he looked grand
Mama, wanna have some fun
But there is evil I must fight today
Mama, oooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I don't beat these villains by tomorrow
We'll be gone, we'll be gone
And then nothing else will matter

Villains, your time has come
Send shivers up your spine, yes, it's body breaking time
Goodbye, evil doers, your time has come
Gotta leave this world behind, and that's the truth
Mama, oooh (anywhere there's evil)
I don't wanna die
'Cause if I do, then Chibi won't be at all

I see a little silhouetto of some babes
Amazons, Amazons, evil quartet fandango
Fingertips shoot lightning, very very fright'ning me
Sailor Venus, Sailor Venus
Sailor Venus, Sailor Venus
Sailor Venus, do your thing
Magnifico, oh oh oh
I'm just a strange girl, Darien loves me
She's just a strange girl, from a strange family
Fights for her life against monstrosities
Sailor Mars, Mercury, could you help me please
Moon Sailor, yo, we got your back, you know (yes I know)
Moon Sailor, we got your back, you know (yes I know)
Moon Sailor, we got your back, you know (yes I know)
Got your back, you know (yes I know)
Got your back, you know (oh, yes I know, oh oh oh)
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Oh Sailor Venus Sailor Venus
Sailor Venus, Jupiter
The negaverse has a demon put aside for me, for me
For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So you think that Queen Beryl's easy on the eyes
So you think that Zirconia will leave us to die
Oh, baby, won't do that to us, baby
We're gonna get out, we're gonna get right out of here

Doesn't really matter
If no one can see
That we're really Sailors
Cosmic Earth protectors are we

Anywhere there's evil

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Jan Unwin - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I know very little about Sailor Moon, but I love this parody. 5-5-5
Adagio - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good!! 5's
Birgitta - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
WOW-never seen an episode of Sailor Moon,and hopefully I never will-but I feel like you just took me on some sort of hilarious cosmic journey.Love it!! Deserves nothing less than 5's.
Monica-The Good Witch of Washington - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
That was good, specially since I am obsessed with that show. What about Uranus and Neptune, the "Ambiguously Lesbian Duo"? I love them! I've just been inspired to write a parody dedicated to them...Thank you so much!
Birgitta - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Sloatead- just wanted to drop you a quick line of thanks for inspiring me to write my own parody of this song.It was after reading yours,Phil's,& Syncronous's(who is one of my fav. parody authors)-that I decided to try it.This is,once again,just awesome.Thx
I wish I was Bob Geldof - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
My Daughter, I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle can tell you more about this!!! Fifi, do ytour trick!!! I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle: I liked the Black & White Cats the best!!!
Anny - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Wicked! I love it!
great - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
well i used to be obsessed with sailor moon. its the 1st parody about this show ive ever read and you've done a great job with it 555's
Mari D - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Your parody was fun, Slote! My stepkids were into Sailor Moon a few years ago so I have some familiarity with it and enjoyed its acid-trippyness.

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