he keeps his herb contraband
in the bathroom cabinet
he can't stay straight, he says
and soon he'll be grabbin' it
a built in remedy for pressures of society
at anytime, an inclination, he can't decline

they're just wacky cigarettes
can't wait to get them lit
extraordinarily nice

its just killer green...such power for a weed
dyanamite and without a seed
guaranteed to blow your mind...everytime
ooh...recommended at the price
its sure to spur your appetite...wanna try ?

to absorb medication
he always thought the bong was best
after inhaling...the smoke expanded in his chest
the side effects are minor...you won't find any finer
smoke it once a day at least
if you're that way inclined

he used to be embarrassed (naturally)
but now he couldn't care less
ridiculous reddened eyes

its just killer green...such power for a weed
dyanamite and without a seed
guaranteed to blow your mind...everytime

drop of a hat, he will light a match
dizzy as an acrobat
he's momentarily out of action
temporarily on his ass
he lifts his head and tries to smile...smile
this weed will sure hit you

its just killer green...such power for a weed
dyanamite and without a seed
guaranteed to blow your mind...everytime
ooh...recommended at the price
its sure to spur your appetite...wanna try ?
you wanna try ?