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Song Parodies -> "Gonorrhea"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Gonorrhea"

Parody Written by:

MenthylatedGin

The Lyrics

What else do I have to say?
Is this what I think
Is on my panties
Sex with a stranger
Now look what he's done to me
I should have listened
To what my mother said to meeee
"Always use a condom,
But absinence in number one"
But the party had
Lots of beer
Chugged it all
Oh Dear
Anyone who talked to me
Appeared quite sexy to mee
To mee...


Oh God...
Look at this discharge
It's all over my panties
Now this isn't very dainty


Maybe...
It's chlamidea
Just Like I have learned in health claaaassss

MY VAGINAAAAAA-EWWWWWWWW
It's going to make me cry
The warts and crabs are really quite disgusting
I think....
I'll blow chunks...
I think I should see a doctor...

Too late...
I have too pee
Excused myself from dinner
I had a pressure in my bladder

The line is really long
And I have to goooo
Gotta pee and I hope is doesn't burn

TO THE STALL IN THE BATHROOOOM
I DON'T WANT THIS STD
SOMETIMES WISH I HADN'T HAD SEX AT ALLLLL!


There is another cool party on Friday!
It's so cool, It's so cool, Screw my S-T-D!
Thunder Bolts Of Lightning
Burning in my crotch you see, it's-
Gonorrhea! Gonorrhea! Gonorrhea, Gonorrhea! Gonorrhea-Ow my spleen! ( Her
Spleenic-oooooo!)

Now I'm at the party, everbody loves me!
She's at the party, dancing like a drag queen
Here comes the beer, now this is a real part-e!

Beer here, watch it go, I think I should start heading home,
BullShyte, Ha NOOO, We will not let you go,
LET ME GOOO
BullShyte, Ha, We will not let you go,
LET ME GOOO
BullShyte, We will not let you go,
LET ME GOOO
We will not let you go
LET ME GOOOO
Never, never, never let you goooo-Ohhhhhhh! NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!

My gonorrhea, gonorrhea!!
SHE HAS GONORRHEA LET HER GO!!
She must be a ho,
Don't let her give it to meee
To meee
TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL ME A SKANK?
Actually we think it's quite, um, quaint?
OHH BABAYYY
CANT DO THIS TO ME BABAY
JUST GOTTA GET OUT
JUST GOTTA CURE MY GONORRHEA!


Oooooohh yeah
Ooooooohhh Yeah
My reputation really matters...
Anyone can see
Even though my pee splatters...
It's all really matters...to mee...
To mee....

I really should see a doc-teerrr

*gong!*

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Panic Pagoda - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
HAVE YOU NO SHAME?????
Guy - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Not one of the better BRs I have seen out here.
Stunned - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh my Gawd
Pam - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
do you have the lyrics set to the music?
I wish I was Bob Geldof - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Condoms were invented for a very good reason!!! USE THEM!!!

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