Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
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Is this what I think
Is on my panties
Sex with a stranger
Now look what he's done to me
I should have listened
To what my mother said to meeee
"Always use a condom,
But absinence in number one"
But the party had
Lots of beer
Chugged it all
Anyone who talked to me
Appeared quite sexy to mee
Look at this discharge
It's all over my panties
Now this isn't very dainty
Just Like I have learned in health claaaassss
It's going to make me cry
The warts and crabs are really quite disgusting
I'll blow chunks...
I think I should see a doctor...
I have too pee
Excused myself from dinner
I had a pressure in my bladder
The line is really long
And I have to goooo
Gotta pee and I hope is doesn't burn
TO THE STALL IN THE BATHROOOOM
I DON'T WANT THIS STD
SOMETIMES WISH I HADN'T HAD SEX AT ALLLLL!
There is another cool party on Friday!
It's so cool, It's so cool, Screw my S-T-D!
Thunder Bolts Of Lightning
Burning in my crotch you see, it's-
Gonorrhea! Gonorrhea! Gonorrhea, Gonorrhea! Gonorrhea-Ow my spleen! ( Her
Now I'm at the party, everbody loves me!
She's at the party, dancing like a drag queen
Here comes the beer, now this is a real part-e!
Beer here, watch it go, I think I should start heading home,
BullShyte, Ha NOOO, We will not let you go,
LET ME GOOO
BullShyte, Ha, We will not let you go,
LET ME GOOO
BullShyte, We will not let you go,
LET ME GOOO
We will not let you go
LET ME GOOOO
Never, never, never let you goooo-Ohhhhhhh! NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
My gonorrhea, gonorrhea!!
SHE HAS GONORRHEA LET HER GO!!
She must be a ho,
Don't let her give it to meee
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL ME A SKANK?
Actually we think it's quite, um, quaint?
CANT DO THIS TO ME BABAY
JUST GOTTA GET OUT
JUST GOTTA CURE MY GONORRHEA!
My reputation really matters...
Anyone can see
Even though my pee splatters...
It's all really matters...to mee...
I really should see a doc-teerrr
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