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Song Parodies -> "Beckhamian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Beckhamian Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Gary Lines

The Lyrics

Is this his real life
Or is it just fantasy
Caught in the headlines
No escape from publicity
Open your eyes , look to the tabloids and see
I'm just a rich boy,Who likes the Publicity
Because I kick them high, kick them low
wear my wife's under clothes.
Hit me with a big fine.
Doesn't really matter to me, to me
Victoria I've just kicked a man
Then I turned my head
Saw the referee's card was red
Victoria life is just not fair
But now I've gone and done it all again
Mama oooooo I did mean to kick him
I know I'll lose another weeks wages tomorrow
Carry on carry on because the money don't really matter
Lately I can do no right
My life is just a mess
But I really couldn't careless
Goodbye everybody I'm off abroad
Because I'm under Victoria's thumb again
Mama oooooo
I don't mean to whine
I sometimes wish I'd never left home at all.


I see your little satin thong,
Victoria Victoria will you please let me wear it,
Sir Alex looks very very angry to me
Ferguson (Ferguson)
Ferguson (ferguson)
Ferguson, I've got to go,I've got to go ooooooooo


I'm just a petulant git nobody loves me
He's just a petulant git from a small family,Can't blame his wife for his noterity
Easy come easy go red card the ref will show,
Referee nooo you cannot send me off (send him off)
Referee you must not send me off (send him off)
The referee's gone and sent me off (sent me off)
I'll have an early bath (early bath)
Another early bath (early bath)
No No No No No No No
Man Utd Man Utd Man Utd Man utd will not let me go
Barcelona has a pay rise for me eeeee
Yes I think I can kick them on the thigh
Yes they hate me and I don't care why
Oh Brooklyn,I want to join AC
I'd like to sign tomorrow


Nothing really matters anyone can see
None of this matters,Nothing really matters to me
I'll Anything that Posh tells me ee-ee-eee-ee


copyright Gary Lines January 22nd 2000

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