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Song Parodies -> "We Are The Pythons"

Original Song Title:

"We Are The Champions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"We Are The Pythons"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

And now for something completley different...
I've played my roles
Time after time
Bought a dead parrot
The Norwegian kind
And Holy Grails
I've sought a few
I've had my share of chickens in the face
But I've come through

And we will sing on, and on, and on, and on..

We are the Pythons, my friends
And we'll keep and acting, till the end
We are the Pythons, we are the Pythons
No time for cam'lot,
Cause we are the Pythons - who say Ni

I've ate Crunchy Frog
And dressed like a girl
"You can't be king just cause some watery tot threw a sword at you"
Best in the world
But it's been no gang of Grannies
No deadly joke
I condsider it a challenge against SNL
And we'll never lose

And we will sing on, and on, and on, and on..

We are the Pythons, my friends
And we'll keep and acting, till the end
We are the Pythons, we are the Pythons
No time for cam'lot,
Cause we are the Pythons - who say Ni
Classic lines: "Ni", "So much for Pathos", "This demonstarates the value of not being seen", "Big nose!". etc

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2nz - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
In Mercia? But parodies are tropical... Quite good, pacing wasn't perfect, but quite good nonetheless. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
sloatead - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
lemon curry? NI! he's a parodist, and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he writes all day
Guy - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
But this doesn't seem to be the full Monte, is it? Nice job Chris.
Johnny D - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
You're a parodist and you're OK
You write all night and you write all day
You tell us jokes
You make us laugh
So hard, that we have to pee
On Wednesdays you're not stopping
You've uttered moans of glee!

5's !
The Great Karlando - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Love Monty Python, but I dunno. This just didn't do it for me, sorry man.
Phil Alexander - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
:-) And I bet you weren't expecting the Spanish Inquisition, either....
Agrimorfee - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
And now for something completely different...444.
Dennis 'Meriadoc' Moore - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
And here are 5 lupines for you my good man!
Tim The Enchanter - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
That rabbit's got a mean streak in 'im a mile wide!
Michael Pacholek - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
And now for something completely different: A "Monty Python" themed thing that I like! True story: I was invited to a combination baseball game (OK, softball game)/barbecue/pool party a few years back. During the game, I got a hit, but an inning later wrecked my knee. Tore the medial collateral ligament, which is shortened to MCL, which rhymes with hell, which is what it hurts like. But it didn't seem bad enough to go to the hospital. I'm still paying for that, because it never healed right. Anyway, the pool water did help the pain. At the end of the swimming part, the host led us into the house, and showed "...and the Holy Grail." This MP not being a fan of that MP, I watched it anyway. For 12 years now, I cringe whenever I hear of "The Knights Who Say 'Knee!'" That's how I'll always hear it!
Nashi - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude Monty Python rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your parody's awesome! Keep 'em coming. and remember to watch out for the killer bunny
Raymond Luxury Yacht - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
It's pronounced 'Throatwarbler Mangrove' Supurb subject parody (no it isn't) and an excellent homage (yes it is )to Python (this is just contradiction). Monty Python is, without question, the greatest and most (lemon curry?) original comedy troupe of all time, and well-deserving of this excellent parody. And now for something completely different... Just so you know, Graham Chapman is not really dead- he's just restin' (or is he pining for the fjords).
Amanda - August 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Python gets the Queen treatment it deserves! 555

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