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Song Parodies -> "Stick 'Em Up!"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Stick 'Em Up!"

Parody Written by:

AussieBullDog

The Lyrics

Buddy, if you look like a rich guy walkin' down the street
Gonna run into us someday
'Cause there's crime to be done, got knives and guns
Pickin' your pocket, havin' some fun
Singin'

We will, we will rob you
We will, we will rob you

Buddy, put your hands up, right up, keep 'em where they are
Gonna take all your cash today
Because effort we shirk, don't like to work
Give us your money, you rich little jerk

We will, we will rob you
Hands up, ahh
We will, we will rob you

Buddy, do you think we're stupid, this ain't all you got
Now you're makin' us mad today
We don't like when you use lame excuses
We know that you're hiding more cash in your shoes

We will, we will rob you
Sing it
We will, we will rob you
Wallet, sucka!
We will, we will rob you
We will, we will rob you
Hands up!

We're on the prowl
All of the time
To earn our paychecks
We're relying on crime

Blind men and kids
We've robbed a few
'Cause we don't care who our next victim is
It might be you

And we're gonna get rich and rich and rich and rich

We are the muggers, my friends
And we'll keep on stealing till the end
We are the muggers, we are the muggers
No need for working, 'cause we are the muggers
Stick 'em up!

We're takin' your cash
Yeah, we're gettin' paid
You don't know who we are 'cause our balaclavas see to it
We've got it made

Yeah, we've really got it easy
This life we choose
And it barely seems a challenge to get everybody's dough
But it keeps us amused

And it's makin' us rich and rich and rich and rich

We are the muggers, my friends
And we'll keep on stealing till the end
We are the muggers, we are the muggers
No need for working, 'cause we are the muggers
Stick 'em up!

We are the muggers, my friends
And we'll keep on stealing till the end
Ahh, we are the muggers, we are the muggers
No need for working, 'cause we are the muggers

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Adagio - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good, ABD!
Johnny D - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, good job, mate!
AussieBullDog - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio and Johnny!
Guy - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This was fun. Great parody ABD. Keep 'em coming.
Rick D - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
555 I wrote an original once about a guy that robbed people for a living. The punchline was he gets robbed himself and wonders what the world is coming to.
Mari D - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah!
Meriadoc - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
For one crazy moment there I was imagining muggers hiding behing a Russian musical instrument... ooops! :-D
2nz - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Really good job with this one ABD. If you know LotR, check out my parody of this.
Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Who says crime doesn't pay?
Gregor - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Great and very funny parody!

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