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Song Parodies -> "Australian Slangsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Australian Slangsody"

Parody Written by:

AussieBullDog

The Lyrics

Couldn't have written this parody without the link below.
Are you a yobbo?
Or a standover man?
Are you a drongo
In the back of a divvy van?

As we rage on
Are you cracking onto me?
Mad as a cut snake
At a corroboree

Because I'm off my face, shooting through
Dinki-di and true blue
Say "G'day!" or "Hooroo!"
One dog's eye with dead horse for me
For me

Dry as a Pommy's towel
Feelin' stuffed and waggin' school
Cobbers watchin' Aussie Rules
Veg out and stop whinging now
Hard yakka at the servo every day

Onya, ooh
Mappa Tassie, Mickey Mouse
And we're all flat out like a lizard drinking
Walkabout, walkabout
Can I get another stubby?

Figjam, my esky's full
Fair dinkum, made a blue
Haven't got a brass razoo
Hooroo, everybody, I've got to go
But you know that I'll be back to say "G'day!"

Donger, ooh
Drinking with the flies
But I am still as fit as a Mallee bull

I saw the cricket at the WACA yesterday
How's your bum, how's your bum, how's your bum for warts, Seppo?
Lots of bities biting
Angry bounce is fighting me

Have a smoko (have a smoko)
Have a smoko (have a smoko)
Have a smoko, bloody oath
Until arvo!

I'm just a battler, you're just a dipstick
(He's just a battler, the Bulldogs he barracks)
(If you don't like him, he'll give you the flick)
Off my face, shooting through, dinki-di, true blue

Matilda! He is really dinki-di! (One dog's eye!)
Matilda! He's really dinki-di! (One dog's eye!)
Matilda! He's really dinki-di! (One dog's eye!)
Really dinki-di! (One dog's eye!)
Really dinki-di! (One dog's, one dog's, one dog's, one dog's eye!)
Dinki-dinki-dinki-di!

Oh, have a naughty, have a naughty
(Have a naughty, dinki-di)
My boozer mates have a stubby put aside for me
For me
For me!

You might think that this slang makes me sound like a dork
Let me tell you, there's no way that I'd rather talk
Oh, "Crikey!"
Sometimes I might say, "Crikey!"
Or simply "G'day!"
I might say "G'day!" if I see ya

Ooh-ooh-ooh
Onya, onya

One dog's eye with dead horse
Bogging in with glee
One dog's eye with dead horse
One dog's eye with dead horse for me

Say "G'day!" or "Hooroo..."
http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Another Aussie - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Great stuff! "Mappa Tassie" - shame on ya! ;-p
David Chrenko - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Very, very good, AussieBD. I gave you 555, and I don't have a clue what most of it means. Can we get a translation?
2nz - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm with Dave on this one. I gotta read that webpage to figure out what you really said. Excellent pacing regardless, and funny as hell. This wins for best Queen parody today, but check out mine anyway ;c)
Michael Pacholek - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
This par... ody... I just... can't handle it, this par... ody... I need... translation so I can read it! Crazy parody down south!
Rice Cube - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehehe, that was random.
AussieBullDog - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmm, good thing I posted that link. Do you guys seriously not use these words where you live? Hmm.
Guy - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
So how is your bum for warts there mate? I was looking for that line from the beginning of the song and you didn't disappoint. I howled when I read it. Great stuff there ABD!
David Chrenko - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Okay I found the link, but I think sometimes it's best just not knowing.
Johnny D - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I give up - Here's your three 5's !
Peregrin - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done ABD! V Clever
AussieBullDog - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy: Are you kidding? I couldn't not use that. Sorry you had to wait a bit to see it, but it absolutely HAD to replace the Scaramouch line. David: You're not impressed with my Aussie-speak? But look at how creatively I got around the no-sex rule! ;)
Guy - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
One can get quite creative with that line. See my Mongolian Barbeque parody. But I must say you did extremely well with this one and I didn't miss that line at all. In fact i was most pleased to find what I was looking for in that very spot..
Meriadoc - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I recognize most of them. An Aussie best friend and a good copy of "The Thorn Birds" helps... ;-) Hell - I've even recently put 'whinge' in my vocabulary.... This parody is real fair dinkum! Hope to see it in the top 10 soon!
Marlowe - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
The words are as funny as hell even if I don't know what they mean.
Troy - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Mate, that's bonza stuff there!!! As an Aussie myself, I say Aussie slang rules AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!!!!! 555s from me!!!
drewster the rooster (another aussie) - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
onya mate, i loved it. i'm from perth too so i liked the waca reference there, shame bout the bulldogs supporter thing though, r u realli, probably, o well, nice work mate

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